The Origins of No Nut November

In this world, November 1st - along with All Saints Day - is The Abstinence of St. Jonathan, named after St. Jonathan (Oct 20, 99A.D. - Nov 6, 118 A.D.) - the son of the Roman governor of Macedonia who on his 19th birthday decided to give up an affluent life full of debauchery, ****, bisexual pagan blood orgies, antiquarian Diddy parties and other sexual degeneracies for a hypersexually moral life in Christ.

On November 1, 118 A.D. Jonathan was imprisoned and chose to die of blue balls rather than give up the whereabouts of his congregation - especially the priest that "indoctrinated" him - after tipping them off and helping them escape to avoid capture as well as forsake Christ.

Despite the **** pleas of his own family members - including his sister who was holding the son that they had conceived together a few months before this - and even being offered some of the Empire's finest whores, femboys and dickgirls, including some from Emperor Hadrian's own harem - he refused to give into temptation and died 5 days later. Despite enduring horrible agony, his faith and devotion to Jesus gave him strength & peace.

Devout Catholics all over the world mark this day by abstaining from sex and semen consumption.

In November 2011, a Reddit atheist by the name of 'SkyDaddyDenier69' made a post mocking the day, saying...

"Uh, why don't they just abstain for the entire week? Do us all a favor!"

Which is when another Redditor by the name of 'FriarFuck3:16', who was a devout Catholic, half-jokingly replied...

"Wanna see us do it for the entire month?"

This common atheist L/rare Catholic W took the internet like wildfire and the meme of No Nut November was born.