Genghis Khan: The Man with the Golden Hyper-Cock

Along with his other feats, Genghis Khan in this reality holds the record for having the largest hyper-cock of any man in recorded human history! This is even more impressive since Asian men on average have the smallest cocks.

Mongolia has two giant statues dedicated to Genghis. The first is the 130 ft tall Genghis Khan Equestrian Statue that already exists in our reality, completed in 2008.

The second is a 1000 ft tall golden dick that sits at the center of Mongolia's capital, Ulaanbaatar; which was completed in 1975. Every night it illuminates the sky by ejaculating fire. It currently holds the Guinness World Record for World's Tallest Phallus.

Surrounding the phallus are four 20ft tall naked bronze statues of four (2 women, 2 men) Chinese figures submissively worshipping the Great Khan's cock; their heads gazing upon its magnificence.

While the two women are not meant to reference anyone in particular, the two men are as one is supposed to represent the last Emperor of the Song Dynasty while the other is supposed to represent Mao Zedong. Both men were given micro-penises.

To make it even more badass, the shaft is equipped with built-in loudspeakers to play music. Their purpose was originally to broadcast communist propaganda, but after the Mongolian Revolution of 1990, which replaced the socialist government with - in this timeline - a Constitutional Monarchy, they were repurposed to regularly play Mongolian throat music - both traditional and metal!

In December 2020, Mongolia completed another bronze statue (though this one significantly smaller at only 10ft tall) of a small-dicked Chinese leader, his arms reaching out in reverence to the superior Mongolian phallus only a few feet away while his head is lowered in shame. That leader being Xi Jinping, but as Winnie the Pooh.