UNHAPPY FANS!

"We've had multiple complaints about your 'hairy beaver' during your concerts Miss Swift, if I may be so bold...Taylor, more than 50,000 Swifties...half of your audience, have boycotted your shows and refuse to attend future performances until you shave your bush".

"As you're aware, a drop in concert attendees means less money for you", "well give the fans what they want, if they want a shaved beaver they'll get one". Putting out an announcement on TV she says "from now on my fans will see my clean shaven bare naked punani at every concert"!