Your sisters can wait - let's hit the streets!

"So, who are you going to inspect first?" your sister asks with a hint of nervousness. You have every intention of inspecting your hot sisters at some point - but not now. But that doesn't mean you have to be NICE about it.

"Why, are you volunteering?" you ask as you visibly check out your pajama-clad sister. "I guess if you really want to, I could do my first inspection right now..."

"Oh god, no, that's not what I meant!" she wails. "I always do this to myself, even in school. Now I'm going to get an inspection, and I haven't showered, I have no makeup on, I've never even gotten past second base -" Whoa, ok, she's panicking. Even your mom looks like she's getting distressed - better defuse this.

"Oh, if you didn't want to volunteer, why did you ask? I'll just go into town for my first day of work." Just like that everyone relaxes.

"Thank you so much, bro! I'll be ready next time, I promise. Whenever you want to do my inspection."

"Oh, don't worry too much about it. I'll pick a good time for your inspection - and remember, you can always retest. So don't go out and hit home runs with random guys just to prepare for your inspection," you joke. But from the look on her face you think she may actually have been considering that.

Man, this is a minefield. You should get out of here and try to work out how this Female Body Inspector thing works - on somebody less important to you than your baby sister.

While you're thinking, your mother plops a plate in front of you - it's the breakfast she made for herself, untouched in all the excitement.

"Honey, I'm so proud of you! Being responsible and starting your new job on a Saturday morning - I know how you love lazy weekend mornings." Well, all mornings since you've been unemployed, but you don't correct her. "Here, you shouldn't start the work day on an empty stomach. No buts, mister, you couldn't possibly give a young lady a fair scoring if you're hungry." She has no idea how true that is. You dig in, all the while tap-tap-tapping on your phone.

When you're done you grab your clipboard, and call out goodbye as you walk out the door... and down to the Uber waiting at the curb.

"Heading downtown?" the Uber driver asks with a smile. She's white, with short brown hair, a cute face, and is dressed in a professional blouse and slacks. Between her outfit and the fact that she's sitting, you can't really tell what her figure is like, but she's sure to have more in the chest than your gymnast baby sister. The app says her name is Denise.

"That's right," you respond as you slide into the passenger seat. "I'm starting a new job today, and I'm excited about it."

"Oh yeah, I heard," Denise says nonchalantly as she pulls out of your street. "The first Female Body Inspector. I'm honored to drive you." She knows about your job - of course. But then why isn't she nervous? Your job-related insight tells you she's 32 years old, eligible for inspection. Is she just super chill?

"Are you going to inspect the coeds at the Community College? That's what I would do," she says while she turns a corner. Suddenly, it clicks.

"You would? What would your girlfriend say about that?" She blushes. Bingo.

"I don't have one right now, but she'd understand. She'd have to." She slows down as she approaches a stop sign. "It's part of the job, after all."

"It is. So Denise, I know you're working right now, but so am I. How would you like the "honor" of being my first inspection?" The car comes to an abrupt stop, as Denise's slow controlled braking is ruined by the realization that you might have your way with her.

"WHAT? I mean, I've never been with a - but of course I - Oh shit," she stammers. She's even cuter when she's nervous. At first you were just fucking with her, but maybe this is a good idea after all. You'll never see her again, so no consequences for you if you screw something up or experiment on purpose. Plus, certain bad scores won't affect her life. Who expects a lesbian to have high marks in Handjob or Anal Proficiency? On the other hand, she seems really cool. Do you want to make her get an inspection when she probably doesn't even like guys?

Denise still hasn't moved from the stop sign.