Near the start

"So, you are telling me that from now on, i will be the - ruler - of this world?"

The magical entity just nods his head slowly and everything fades away.

And this is how it started...

...and then the guy got hit by a truck!

"What the fuck?!" asks the magical entity instantly fading back into existence. "This wasn't what I planned for!" He looked around at the people, momentarily shaken from their stupor to see that their unknown ruler for about three seconds was dead or dying. The entity, looked at you, a truck driver, and frowned.

You are Joe Schlansky, 45, of Newport News, Virginia, only on your second week of driving for Intercontinental Trucking, when this idiot, apparently the ruler of the world, wandered onto the street in the midst of a conversation with an invisible friend.

Except you could see the friend. You couldn't really describe it, but it floats up to you with anger in its voice. "Okay, fuckface, you ruined my plans. Now you're the ruler of the world!"

You sat dumbstruck as this creature reaches through the closed window and pokes you in the forehead, giving you an infodump on what you are and the new world order.

Still in a daze, you get out of the cabin and wander to the dead body. A crowd had formed, but they all back away. You look at the horrific sight and leave for the nearest pub on this side of the street. You need a drink.

The bartender is some cute young redhead, but she quiets down when you enter. "I think I just killed a man," you say, sitting at the end of the bar.

"Yes, sir," she says pouring you a glass of beer, unprompted.

"I also think I am the ruler of the world." You stare at her now, intently, and she gulps.

"Yes, sir. You are." The entire bar, loud and raucous when you stepped in, is quiet and listening to your every word.

You decide to test your power. "Give me a blowjob." A tear forms in her eye as she leaves the bar and kneels before your stool, saying nothing as she fishes your erect cock from your pants and begins to engulf it in full view of the shushed crowd.

And thus began the reign of Joe Schlansky.