Hold on a second: you need to get your clipboard first

"John, mail!" your mom shouts from the kitchen.

So much for a lazy Saturday morning, you think to yourself, pulling yourself out of bed with a groan. At 21 years old, you're probably a little old to still be living at home, but given that you're currently 'between jobs' it's not like you have the money to move out. Still, it's not like your younger sister is in any rush to move out either, despite having just turned 19, so at least you aren't alone in the house with your mom.

You throw on a t-shirt and some sweats, then walk down the stairs to the kitchen. You see your mom making something for herself to eat. She's rather attractive for 45, though her age is definitely starting to show.

"Your package is on the table," your mom said, looking at you from over her shoulder, "I couldn't find a return address on it. Were you expecting something?"

"No, not at all," you say truthfully. A mysterious package with no return address? Seems legit. You suspect it might be a large book due to the size and shape, or maybe even some kind of tablet. Curiosity quickly outweighing caution, you grab a pair of scissors and use them to cut the packing tape off the top of the box so you can open it.

What you find inside confuses you at first: resting within a cluster of packing peanuts lays a clipboard with a pen attached to the top by a chain, similar to what you would find in a reception office. It is already holding several papers on it, and the one on the very top appears to be a form letter. You quickly read it in an attempt to figure out who might have sent you this, and why.

Congratulations, Mr. John Doe!

After a rigorous selection process, we have decided to appoint you as the world's very first Female Body Inspector! Since you have most likely never heard of that position before, we suggest you take a minute to read this letter so that you can understand your new privileges and duties.

With the world as crowded as it is nowadays, separating the wheat from the chaff when it comes to women is harder than ever. As the official Female Body Inspector, your job will be to examine the women of the world in several different categories to determine their quality as sex partners and, potentially, wives and mothers. 'How will I do that?' you might ask. Why a hands-on evaluation, of course! Your new position gives you the unique privilege to examine a qualifying woman's body in any way you might choose, whether that be with your hands, your eyes, your mouth, or even your penis! Anything and everything's on the table to ensure the most thorough possible evaluation.

Worried that you might get in trouble for what would amount to sexual **** for anyone else? No problem! The moment you accept this position, every person in the world will be alerted of your new position and the importance of these examinations. You will be able to perform these examinations anytime and anywhere, even in public, with the full cooperation of the woman you are testing. You won't even have to announce it beforehand if you don't want to: after all, the best inspections are surprise ones. If you are wondering how we can pull something like that off, well sorry but that's a trade secret! Don't worry though, we're sure you'll know it worked pretty quickly!

As you may have already noticed, along with this letter and our complimentary clipboard we have sent you several blank evaluation forms. This is what you will use to record the results of your inspection after you are done. All criteria are scored on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being a perfect score, 5 being totally average, and 1 being the absolute worst experience ever! We have taken the liberty of including several criteria that we find to be important no matter the woman, but we have also left a few blank spaces for you to add your own if a special circumstance arises or you have an important criteria for judging women that we neglected to include. As every case is different and a lot of these criteria are subjective, we have decided to give you full authority over what makes for a good or bad score in these areas, so you can assign scores at your discretion. Individual evaluation sessions can cover as many or as few of these criteria as you wish as well, so feel free to leave any unnecessary or irrelevant scores blank. We also provided you with a notes section at the bottom, in case you notice something during your inspection you feel must be pointed out, have recommendations on how to improve a score in future tests, or if you just want to elaborate about why you gave a particular score.

Of course, since these scores aren't just for your own personal use, once you sign the score sheet we will use the same method that will be used to inform others of your position to ensure that everyone will be able to know what you scored a woman in different criteria just by looking at her. And with the authority of your new position, this will ensure that the young woman will not be able to lie about what you scored her and that people react to her appropriately (of course, since you scored her and she most likely saw the form herself, we feel no need to use it on you or her to tell you two what you already know). Giving one woman a good or bad score might only affect her life, but do your job with enough women to establish a consistent pattern and you might eventually start seeing society's definition of the perfect woman align with your own. In fact, that's exactly what we want and expect to happen! And of course, if a woman doesn't like her score or you feel that a situation has changed, you can always issue a retest: only the most recent score in each criteria will be considered valid for her.

That should be more than enough information for you to get started, but be sure to keep this in mind as well: we do not expect you to examine every woman you see. We understand that you have your own life to live, and as important as your duty is we do not want to overwork you. Also, women believing that you will inspect everyone you see could taint the results of your examinations, as the women might prepare ahead of time or hide flaws that might result in a lower score (hence the importance of surprise inspections!). So feel free to be as selective as you want when it comes to who is going to be inspected next, as we won't revoke your title over bouts of inactivity. And don't worry about running out of forms: we've made sure that your official Female Body Inspector clipboard will always have at least one blank form handy for those 'spur-of-the-moment' inspections. And if you lose the clipboard for one reason or another, we'll even send you a replacement overnight, free of charge!

If you are willing to accept the position we are giving you, just sign on the dotted line below to begin your new job! Otherwise, just stick this clipboard back in the mail and we'll make sure it gets to our second choice for the role.

PS: Oh, and don't worry about having to use protection. To allow for the most thorough examination possible, we have ways of ensuring that every Female Body Inspector is immune to any and all STDs, and cannot impregnate women during an official inspection... unless you feel that is necessary, of course.

You are, to put it lightly, completely fucking baffled at what this was. A prank? A scam of some kind? Looking under the letter, you see several sheets of paper, all of them the same blank form with 'Female Body Inspector Official Evaluation' emblazoned at the top. You give it a quick skim to see exactly how thorough these 'examinations' are.

Name: _______________ Age: __

Attractiveness: __/10

Breasts: __/10

Mouth: __/10 - Oral Proficiency: __/10

Vagina: __/10 - Vaginal Proficiency: __/10

Ass: __/10 - Anal Proficiency: __/10

Handjob Proficiency: __/10

Vocalization: __/10

________________: __/10

________________: __/10

________________: __/10

________________: __/10

Additional Notes: ______________________________________________________________________________

Inspector's Signature: _______________________________

What the holy hell was this? Were these people (whoever they are) seriously expecting you to be able to examine a girl's breasts, or grade her on how good sex with her is? You'd get arrested, or worse! At least, if the letter wasn't telling the truth about everyone accepting your new position...

You flipped back to the front page. This was crazy, right? No way this was for real. You'd sign this, try to grope a woman at the bus station, then get immediately arrested and sent to jail for who knows how long. You couldn't seriously be considering this, could you?

...Of course you fucking were. A chance like this doesn't come around every day, if at all. If there is even the slightest chance of it being true, you weren't going to let it slip you by. And if it wasn't, what harm could there be in just signing a piece of paper, especially if you don't tell anyone you did? Your mind made up, you take the pen and sign your name on the cover letter.

The effect is almost immediate: you suddenly feel absolutely certain that this was no joke. You are the Female Body Inspector, and have all of the privilege and authority that entails. You'll give your mysterious benefactors this: they certainly aren't subtle about changing things. You notice that your mother's demeanor has also changed, suddenly looking more cheery than she had just moments earlier. And the next words out of her mouth explains her shift in attitude in a way you weren't entirely expecting.

"Oh, I'm so happy that you finally got a job!" she say to you with a smile, "Especially one as important as Female Body Inspector!"

"Thanks Mom," you say, surprised that it took effect so fast, "But how did you know I got the job?"

Your mom furrows her brow, "Honestly, I don't know... but it doesn't really matter, it's just good you're finally working."

Well that settles it, this is definitely the real deal. If it was one of your sisters saying that, you would suspect they were trying to mess with you, but you never knew your mom to pull pranks on people, especially one as lewd as this.

It's around this time that your younger sister Dana finally comes downstairs. Having just turned 19 recently, the blonde cutie that is your sister has a thin but tight figure, a result of her being a gymnast in high school. She looks like she has recently woken up as well, wearing an oversized shirt and boy shorts to the breakfast table.

"Hey bro," she says, her blue eyes drifting to the clipboard in your hands, "So, you're the Female Body Inspector now?"

"Looks like it," you say, taking the letter off of the front of the clipboard, "Seems like I'm going to be busy. Assuming it's not a joke of course."

"John Doe!" your mom says, catching you off-guard with the stern tone in your voice, "This job is no joke! You better take it seriously if you want to keep living under my roof."

"Alright, alright, I will," you assure her, "Jeez..."

"So, who are you going to inspect first?" your sister asks with a hint of nervousness. You aren't really sure where that is coming from, until you realize that she's worried that she might be the first name on your list. Wait, could you actually use your position to have sex with your hot younger sister? Somehow, you already know the answer to be yes, just like you know that your mom is a little too old for an examination.

The real question is, do you want Dana to be the first woman to be tested by you? After all, she isn't your only sister. You also have an older sister, Caitlin, who is both taller and curvier then her. While Caitlin lives in her own apartment, she still comes over on the weekends to do her laundry, and should be here in only an hour or two, which will give you the perfect chance to perform an inspection of her if you prefer someone with a little more, ahem, 'jiggle'. You could also always just hit the streets and find someone else, stranger or otherwise, to have the honor of being your first exam subject. It's all up to you. You are the Inspector, after all.