Getting ready

I quickly go back to my bedroom and put on some pants and a shirt. For obvious reasons I didn’t bother with underwear. As I head back downstairs I see mom now completely dressed and frantically spraying herself with perfume. She is less successful at hiding the cum leaking down her leg. I sneak up behind her and grab her tits

“I’ll see you after school for round 2” I whisper in her ear

“Ooh I can’t wait to see what devious things your twisted mind has prepared for me tonight.” She replies with a tone like I’m planning to show her some cool drawing I made.

“Alright see you then” I say before slapping her on the Ass and walking away.

Dad drove me to school that day. The whole ride he was asking questions about my **** of mom.

“You came inside her?” he said.

“Yeah, then I pissed all over her.” I replied

“Wow, I just can’t believe it… My Son, a ****. I always knew you would do great things one day.” he says beaming with pride.

“Gee thanks dad, I’m glad you support me. I think being a **** is the perfect hobby for me, I love Women but hate going through all that trouble of trying to talk to them just to get them to text me. As a **** I get to just keep all the pretext and get to the main event.” I said

“I hear you john, you know how much long it took me to get your mom to go out with me, I wish I could have become a ****.”

Just then we pulled up to the School, I got out and started walking towards the entrance

“This is going to be the best day of my life”