Check out some more texts

You decide you might as well try to knock out the rest of these texts. Not checking them now will just lead to more to check later. The last thing you need is 50 unread texts from pregnant women trying to jump your bones.

All right, what do we have next?

"This is John right? My work out buddy at the Gym told me about you! I couldn't believe what she told me. I jumped at the chance to help you out. (Plus my hubby won't touch me with a 5 foot pole for some reason). I live fairly close by, just let me know if you want to fuck my pregnant asian pussy ;) Call me Carrie btw!"

Well she was certainly forward. You've received all kinds of messages, but she got right to the point there at the end. No dancing around. She's hot as fuck too. Quick add: "9/10 - Married - Unknown - Asian"

Couple more to go.

"Hey, I think you fucked me one time at the Whole Foods off of 8th Street. I'm prego again (different child lol), so hit me up if you want a second round!"

Odd. She must have gotten a new number. Pretty cute, but you have a strict policy of only having sex with a pregnant woman once (though there are always exceptions). You add her anyway: "7/10 - Probably Married - Grocery Store - Fucked before"

One last message.

"Hello. I'm visiting the city with my boyfriend for vacation. My Airbnb host let me know about you and I thought getting railed by you would be a great way to spend a couple hours! Better than another stuffy museum right? Hmu if you want! - Liz"

Pretty cute that she wants me to fuck her on her vacation. I wonder how her boyfriend feels about that? Maybe I'll need to find out. "7.5/10 - Boyfriend - Airbnb - Vacation"

Five new women in your contacts. Whom to choose.... or you could hit someone else up. Going to campus, the mall, or somewhere else might be a smart idea too.