Alex Jefferson, a new professor at an all girls college

You wheel your luggage into your ‘new’ small and crappy apartment and groan as you crashed on your bed. You were about to start your new job as a professor at an all girls college. Now you might be thinking, “Why would you be dreading that? You’d spend the whole day surrounded hot young college girls on top of getting payed.” Well on top of this job not paying to well, you are a 40 year old man who is why past his prime. College girls don’t go for guys like you.

You were about to fall asleep when you heard a knock at you door. You answer it only to find a package to you with no return address. After making your way back inside you decide to open it. Inside was a small bottle of cologne and a note.

You begin to read the note. “Hello Mr. Jefferson, you don’t know me but I feel bad about your situation. Well this cologne will fix that with no problem. Just spray some on you and you’ll see the effects. Just don’t use to much at once, you find that it will work to well.”

Have fun, sincerely Mr. X.

You were confused by the note. How could cologne make teaching better? Was this some prank to get you to wear some stinky cologne?

You didn't have time you weary about some package. You need to sleep for your classes in the morning. You lay down on your lumpy mattress and try to sleep, unfortunately falling asleep proved to be difficult as the thin walls made it hard not to hear the couple next door having sex. Tomorrow is going to suck.