What is the detail?

The cheerleaders all have butt plugs

There's no doubt about it. Whenever a girl twirls about or leaps or poses in such a way that her skirt rises up (which is almost constantly), her modesty is preserved not by the traditional bloomers, but by a butt plug in the team colours with a shield attached to cover her fanny. The university clearly takes the no knickers part of the dress code very seriously. You can't tear your eyes away from what must be a deeply uncomfortable, if not dangerous, performance, until Dr. Morgan turns to you and asks what you think the college's chances are today.

"Honestly, Julia, I have no idea," you admit, having to speak up to be heard over the other spectators, "I'm just here for moral support, really."

She nods, understandingly, then leans in to reply into your ear.

"I didn't think it was your thing, but you picked the right one to watch. It should be very interesting, win or lose."

She doesn't have time to say anything more, because at that precise moment, the cheerleaders retreat to their own areas and the players start coming onto the pitch. You look for the fresher of yours that you know is supposed to be playing, but it takes a while to spot her, because she doesn't look as you expected.