What's odd about her appearance?

Like the cheerleader, she's a little underdressed

It's Johanna's delectable bum that you recognize first, aided by the fact that her outstanding buttocks are bare for all to see. In fact, she appears to be naked from waist to knee. Then, upon closer inspection, you realize that what you initially took for a football shirt is actually painted onto her skin, meaning that she's going to be playing virtually nude. You're not sure whether the number on her back is painted as well, or a decal stuck on, but if anything, the decoration does more to draw attention to her body than conceal it. You don't know the reason for her embarrassing attire (a punishment of sorts, surely), but she's doing her best to act as though it's not bothering her. She's the only player on either team in this state.

There's not a lot of rigmarole. The players come on, shake hands and then take their positions for the kick off. If anyone wants pictures, they'd better snap them when they get the chance, because nobody's posing for them before the match.

The opposition takes control early on, passing the ball back into their own half and sending it from player to player to keep it away from your team while they get their own people into some sort of formation that you're sure makes more sense to most of your fellow spectators than it does to you. Suddenly, there's a break and a midfielder is powering towards your goal, supported by two other players. Your defenders scramble to intercept, a leggy blonde sprinting to the rescue.

"Go on, Ripper!" A strangely cultured voice screams behind you and despite the action taking place on the pitch, you can't help turning to see who's getting so animated, which is why you miss the thing that causes a collective indrawing of breath. You turn back just as the referee blows his whistle and see the girl who had the ball on the ground clutching her leg, whilst the blonde who intercepted her is trying to look nonchalant.