Tag: comedy
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Perils of a Novice Superheroine by fyreant
Acropolis City, the center of super-human and caped crusader activity in this particular world - with its own dizzying highs and lows, high-tech skylines and slums standing in stark, four-color contrast, it provided everything that a costumed megalomaniac or masked vigilante could ask for. In fact, as is usually the case where colorful masked characters are the norm, it has become something of an institution by this point. But although the mere existence of costumed heroes and villains no longer shocks people, these people - who, by their very nature, thrive on attention - keep finding new ways to stand out from the crowd and attract the eye. This last goal tends to get a lot of emphasis in the most simple, sexualized way possible. For reasons that the world's most brilliant scientists have yet to explain, latent super-abilities seem to manifest more often in women than men by a ratio of 3 to 1 or more. This is true even when the superpower isn't "natural"; paranormal artifacts fall into their hands, esoteric martial arts schools never seem to have a male heir, the technological prototypes they test always seem to be the ones that are most easily used or abused for good and evil. Unfortunately, the glory days of the past where citizens were happy to see any old masked do-gooder show up are over - in recent years, Acropolis City has established a ranking system of heroes where those who get high marks from the citizens and resolve incidents are rewarded with corporate sponsorships and (most coveted of all) seats at the prestigious League of Propriety. Those who intimidate the populace, cause excessive collateral damage, or simply don't excite anyone, garnering low rankings, get 'asked' to move to less prestigious cities. Few superheroes want to get stuck battling clans of villainous hillbillies and corrupt small-town sheriffs for the rest of their careers, so they're always eager to please the influential citizens of Acropolis City (judges, eminent scientists, first responders, and of course the all-important reporters). On the other side of the law, a similar dynamic predominates; only the most glamorous and charismatic costumed ne'er-do-wells can make it in this town. And so, the novice superheroines just learning the ways of battling for justice and order, without any team to back them up, always end up patrolling the skeeviest, most undesirable slums of the city and taking on the most thankless rescues. As if that weren't bad enough, most of them feel obliged to dress in ways that get more outlandish and revealing with every passing year while they fight the good fight and/or feed their craving for attention, depending on how you see the 'cape life'. As if that weren't troublesome enough, the superhuman mutations that make so many of these heroes' careers possible also result in greatly increased sexual sensitivity, particularly in females. The adventures and misadventures that these spandex-clad lady crusaders get into are often too hot to print for the kind of comics that their young admirers would read. Messy mistakes will be made, but you don't want to disappoint your readers, do you? So let the League know what kind of superheroine you are, your chosen name, powers, and appearance, and they'll send you out on your first patrols. Good luck.
- 5,696 Likes
- 1,483,542 Views
- 38 Chapters Deep
- English
- Science Fiction
- 2nd Person, Female
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Echobyss: States Of Survival by littlelate
That's what you'll find in this otherworldy, endless war riddled with misguided, ill-fated soldiers, born with a sole purpose, cursed with infertility and limited mortality, and with no hope in a better world. Could they see their end of days and be spared of such a nonsensical burden, or would they die trying? The world of Echobyss explores that struggle at a large scale in a constant, fast-paced war that explores the inner and global conflict of the people doomed to live it despite how pointless it may be.
- 13 Likes
- 16,345 Views
- 91 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 3rd Person, Both
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Between Us Three by Lord of the Dance
Long time college couple Emery and Nia want to spice up their Netorase roleplay, and their Futanari friend Rina may be exactly what they're looking for!
- 1,644 Likes
- 219,661 Views
- 63 Chapters Deep
- English
- Swinging
- 1st Person, Male
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Orc's Harem by noodles22
Follow an orcish ambassador and his trusty elven assistant in a quest to conquer the most beautiful women in human lands.
- 1,566 Likes
- 251,064 Views
- 44 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 3rd Person, Male
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That lucky bastard/bitch! by Throne65
The worst thing to have happen to someone is to lose their clothes in public or be into a humiliating situation. But for these poor losers, it causes them to have the best day of their lives. Maybe they win the lottery or get a promotion. But usually, the unthinkable happens: their crush or even a hot stranger can't get enough of them.
- 221 Likes
- 50,946 Views
- 12 Chapters Deep
- English
- Exhibitionist & Voyeur
- 3rd Person, Both
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CMNF Worlds by darklyte31
In this world, women are to be naked by law, cultural norm, or happenstance! Whether it’s in the “real world” or a fictional country, the modern day or a dystopian future, or some other time/place entirely, no woman is safe in a place based on the principles of CMNF!
- 522 Likes
- 273,102 Views
- 9 Chapters Deep
- English
- Exhibitionist & Voyeur
- 3rd Person, Both
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Total Humiliation Island by boredbutts
16 female contestants face challenges designed to expose their bodies in the pursuit of fame and a million dollars
- 61 Likes
- 18,925 Views
- 6 Chapters Deep
- English
- Exhibitionist & Voyeur
- 3rd Person, Female
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Cards Against Humanity Prompt Stories by Wikia
Use "Cards Against Humanity" to create the basic premise of an Interactive Story.
- 48 Likes
- 24,522 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Miscellaneous
- 3rd Person, Both
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Fools & Lingerie by EDownpour
A few not-so-bright individuals delight in underwear, each other's bodies, and each other's misery.
- 8 Likes
- 4,904 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Miscellaneous
- 3rd Person, Female
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Sonic Erotic Heroes by Creature0909
Play as your favorite Sonic Character as they go on their own adventures, for money, love, power, or to just get laid.
- 94 Likes
- 27,894 Views
- 16 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fan Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both