Total Humiliation Island

EDIT: Just wanted to note my apologies for the many edits to this and many of my other chapters. I keep readjusting who I want in each tribe and how challenges should be structured, but rest assured the further I get in this story the less edits there will be to your favorite chapters.

The camera slowly pans down from a gorgeous sunny blue sky as relaxing Hawaiian music plays. "Aloha and Welcome…" is heard from a familiar woman's voice, as the camera reaches a close up of a perfectly tanned woman's bountiful cleavage, with the logo of the show emblazoned right between them, the woman finishes her sentence "…to Total! Humiliation! Islaaaaaaand!".

The camera zooms out, revealing the voice to be from none other than Jezebel, a famous TV host from a decade ago. With her voluptuous hourglass figure and Baywatch style red one piece bikini, it's no wonder Jezebel was named one of the "Top 100 Most Beautiful Babes in the World". The camera zooms even further out, revealing luscious golden sand, emerald green palm trees, and a total of 16 distinct, bikini-clad young women.

Jezebel continues, "The 8 ladies to the left of me are competing for the Ta-Ta Tribe! Shake your melons, girls!" The camera twirls to the left and zooms in on eight of the girls' cleavages, which similar to Jezebel have their tribe emblems on each one of their bikini top cups, a symbol of two mountains with snowy pink peaks. While some of the girls are open about their cleavage being seen on TV, the majority are clearly more sheepish in the spotlight, and a few cup their breasts trying to shield them from the camera.

"And the 8 ladies to my right are competing for the Bun-Bun Tribe! Sun's out, the Bun-Bun's are out!" The girls are directed to turn around to show off their bottoms to the camera. Some also try to cover their behinds with their arms while blushing intensely, others indignantly hold their hands on their hips waiting for the moment to be over, while a select few flirtatiously bend over to give the camera a better view. That third group gives a perfect shot of the tribe's emblem, a large peach in the center of their two cheeks.

Following the brief embarrassment for the 16 girls, the camera returns to the center with everybody in frame. Jezebel turns around from the camera, takes a deep breath, and yells out "Who here wants to be a millionaire?" The 16 girls all respond with "Yeah!" and are cued to simultaneously come close to Jezebel, grab the fabric near the bottom of her red one piece bikini, and together they yank the hostess up into a glorious wedgie. With her plump rump in full view of the camera, but blurred on TV, Jezebel lets out a girlish scream of "Kyaa!!". As she screams, the camera pans back up to the sky and the opening theme song begins.