Opening Theme (Ta-Ta Tribe)

A montage sequence begins to play of the contestants in their "natural" environments, each about 10 seconds long, with each of the contestant's names and labels on the side of the screen.

THE HEAD CHEERLEADER: Tiffany, sitting cross legged on a beach chair in her pink and gold cheerleader uniform. She is being carried by four other cheerleaders, and is fanned and being fed grapes. While her father owns a large share of the show, meaning Tiff gets the most generous censors and edits, that doesn't prevent her switching her crossed legs to flash a single frame of her childish yellow panties decorated by multicolored bears and rainbows.

THE (DMCA) PRINCESS WANNABE: Nina, standing around in a musky mouse costume on a sweltering day in a children's theme park. She cautiously looks both ways before lifting the head of the costume off, revealing her sweaty nude form from the shoulders up. She’s fanning herself on a bench, when suddenly a little boy walks in her view and yells out “Mommy! I can see Missy Mouse’s boobies!” The boy’s mother sees this and alerts the closest two park security guards, when Nina puts the head back on and runs away as clumsily as the large suit allows. The zipper in the back of her suit comes slightly undone as she runs away, revealing a flabby derriere.

THE PERVY PHOTOGRAPHER: Scarlet, sneaking around near the wooden wall of a women’s changing cabin at a beach, in her own plain white panties and bra. She makes a peephole and sticks her camera’s lens into the cabin next to hers, hoping to get some risqué candid photos of a local celebrity for her tabloid. The feed shows her camera lens panning around, and just before she can get a good shot of the celeb showering, an angry female lifeguard discovers the peephole. The scene cuts to Scarlet in a hanging wedgie on the top of the lifeguard’s tower, her butt facing the beachgoers. Scarlet looks defeated as pictures of her rear end start trending on social media.

THE QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE: Lizzy, standing on a tree in the jungle in nothing but a makeshift bikini made of leaves and string. She lets loose a proud Tarzan yell before leaping onto a hanging vine and swinging across it along with a few cute monkeys. She’s doing a damn good job swinging back and forth, but unfortunately her leaves cannot catch up with her. The leaves progressively fall off, and the vine loses momentum, and the clip ends with Lizzy’s nearly nude body slowly slipping down the limp vine.

THE SOUTHERN BELLE: Jolyne, in a white sundress and cowgirl hat, lazily driving a tractor over a field of crops. It then cuts to Jolyne now being chased by the slow-moving tractor, and the treads of the tractor catching her sundress and ripping it off of her. Jolyne tries to cover her pink heart undies from the camera with her wide brim hat, but still briefly flashing an incredible amount of tan lines all over her body.

THE TIMID ARTIST: Violet, working up a sweat on a pull up bar at the gym, dressed in white yoga pants and a short white tank top. She sweeps her intricate rainbow colored hair out of her eyes and goes for one last rep, not realizing the small crowd of guys and gals ogling as her breasts struggle to get over the bar. Unfortunately, her tank top gets caught in the bar in this rep, and she falls down with her breasts exposed and the tank top covering her eyes.

THE WITCHY GOTH: Blair, in front of a bubbling cauldron filled with an unknown green liquid, dressed in a black leotard with fishnet stockings and her signature witch hat. She dangles a poor squealing rat over the cauldron before grinning and dropping it in. The second she does, the cauldron fizzles and releases a black smoke. As the smoke dissipates, it shows Blair intact but covered in soot. She seems calm until she notices a few flames on her leotard. She freaks out and quickly strips out of her leotard to stomp the flames out, jiggling all the while.

THE RISING IDOL: Marina, singing on a stage in front of a small crowd with her idol group “BEBO”. She stands on the edge of a stage, where just so happens to be a grate with highly pressured wind. The wind fully blows up Marina’s tight light blue dress, showing her white panties with a bow on the front. Marina attempts to playfully recreate the Marilyn Monroe windy pinup pose, but the wind is too strong for her arms. The wind lifts her dress above her panties, then to her navel, then revealing her full midriff, and stopping just before what appears to be white tape attempting to suppress her shockingly massive breasts. She manages to push the dress down before it flies off her half naked body entirely, running off stage.