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by boredbutts

Chapter 2

A montage sequence begins to play of the contestants in their "natural" environments, each about 10 seconds long, with each of the contestant's names and labels on the side of the screen. THE HEAD CHEERLEADER: Tiffany, sitting cross legged on a beach chair in her pink and gold c...

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Chapter 3

**Name**: Melissa ("Mel") **Likes**: Working out, Woodworking, Cute butts **Nationality**: Turkish **Ethnicity**: tan-skinned Asian (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: A wh...

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Chapter 3

**Name**: Jezebel ("Jez") **Likes**: Long walks on the beach, cute girls, and rich men with certain..."shortcomings." **Nationality**: Swiss **Ethnicity**: White, with a perfect light tan (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. The...

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Chapter 3

**Name**: Katrina ("Trina") **Likes**: The 70's **Nationality**: Jamaican **Ethnicity**: Black (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: A groovy woman with 70's nostalgia who we...

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Chapter 3

**Name**: Lisa **Likes**: Fashion, puns, and playing the Fairy Godmother. **Nationality**: French **Ethnicity**: White (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: She wears an over...

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Chapter 3

**Name**: Bethany ("Beth") **Likes**: True crime novels, being ahead of schedule, and diabolical schemes. **Nationality**: Chinese **Ethnicity**: Asian (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.)...

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Chapter 16

Melissa futilely attempts to wrap Jezebel's small towel around the hostess' massive bubble butt. Out of the corner of her eye, she spots a blind Michael crawling on the ground looking for his glasses. First, she takes a moment to _appreciate_ Michael's "Velma Dinkley" pose with...

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Chapter 17

As Jezebel is dragged out of the sauna by the ear, she spots Nina and Gio on the windy beach. "Sorry for the wait, ladies!" Jez says, sneaking her way out of Melissa's tight grip. "Took you long enough," a surly Gio responded, standing up. As she does, her towel blows up, expos...