Tagged monster boy

There is a website that offers a goblin spouse for a price. They would be trained to be a perfect stay-at-home wife/husband who will make sure to keep you happy, clean your home, cook your meals and fully please you in bed.

Given the ability to bend reality to his whim Michael Benson decides to have a little fun and to hell with morality

Through the (obscenely thinly-sketched) machinations of what can only be called a magical job application, you find yourself transported through space and time to an egregiously sexual fantasy realm. into the role and form of one of several noble suitors, you find yourself literally (figuratively) balls-deep in the struggle for the hand of the kingdom's fair princess. Will you find the will to overcome the absurdly high-concept insanity of it all to win the princess's...heart? Let's say heart. It's like A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, but poorly written and with substantially more fucking.

A fantasy quest through a strange world. Falling into the clutches of the enemy again and again. Trying to make love not war, everywhere. With everyone. Such is the life of a love god.