Cards Against Humanity Prompt Stories

Alright, here are the rules:

Those of you with "Cards Against Humanity" cards at home, pick a random Black card at random. That black card will be the first chapter.

For the second chapter, pick a random white card. The combined text of the black and white card will be the prompt for the story!

Example:

• Black Card: "Check me out, yo! I call this dance move '______'!"
• White Card: "Putting things where they go."
• Story Prompt: "Check me out, yo! I call this dance move 'Putting things where they go'!"

If you don't have a "Cards Against Humanity" set of your own, there are random generators all over the internet (here's one: https://lab.cardsagainsthumanity.com/), or you find pictures of the cards on Google Images.

Or you could just make them up. There's no way I or anyone else could call you out on it if you did.

Note: Special thanks goes to the interactive story Snowball story writing (https://chyoa.com/chapter/Introduction.1275450) -- specifically this chapter (https://chyoa.com/chapter/Cards-against-humanity.1437728) -- for giving me the idea for this.