Super Smash Bros.

CONTENT WARNING: Idk when exactly this stuff is going to come in but there may be toilet stuff, ****, bondage, WAM, and humiliation. No male x male (gay) or furry stuff. You've been warned.

The platform zooms down past hundreds of portals before stopping at one engraved with a sortof offcenter cross symbol inside a sphere. He immediatley recognizes it as the logo for the place he wanted to go, Super Smash Bros. A massive fighting tournament between an elite roster of gaming characters. The man is whisked through the portal, into a violet abyss.

He wakes up, weirdly enough in a menu screen. It appears that while he can set up matches, he is merely a spectator. It is clear that the first thing that needs to be changed in this game was the tab labled "Smash", as that appears to be the main gamemode. After opening that, it asks him to choose between SMASH, SQUAD STRIKE, TOURNEY, SPECIAL SMASH, and CONTROLS. It again seems that smash is the default option. Then it asks him to create a Ruleset. It is clear needs to write down some changes in his rulebook for this one. The first change is that the game has 3 main styles, Stock, Time, and Stamina. There is really only one gamemode needed that being Stock, he decides to erase the other ones. But how does he do it?

Somehow, he can still feel the book and a pen in his hands, despite the fact that he cannot see anythng other than the menu. He flips through the book that is somehow both here and not here at the same time, until he finds page SS64-A, the page code for the Super Smash Bros universe. He then writes down his idea.

Next up in the ruleset creator is the Stock count which allows for anyhing between 1 and 99 stocks to be played. That seems a little bit too little for the man, so he changes it to a minimum of 10 stocks and an infinite maximum. Of course, he also removes the time limit, because time limits are for pussies. Final Smash Meter rewards people for losing, also for pussies, so he removes it. He also thinks that spirits should be disallowed in the normal gamemode, so he removes that as well. He also changes the CPU difficulty levels. You see now these numbers would represent the intelligence of the competitors fighting. The new "Levels" are:

Brainless
Bimbo
Stupid
Average
Reasonable
Intelligent
Super Smart

The next option "Damage Handicap" doesn't really make sense with the direction he is taking the game, so he removes that as well. He also changes the next option so that only he can select the stage, not the contestants. What comes next is a much bigger section. Items.

Now, in order for this to make sense, you need to understand the basics of what the man is planning. He is going to change the roster to be only females and have them compete in sexual, humiliating, gross, or painful contests. All in the nude, of course. These items needed to fit the theme. He can't have a laser sword cutting up his sexy bitches now, can he? So he decides he needs to either remove or remake every item in the game pretty much.

He then proceeded to think long and hard about each individual item in a completly unimportant ramble. Skip if you'd like.

Smash Balls can stay the same, as there are some creative ways he can do final smashes. Assist trophy character would have to be edited, but that could wait until later. Same thing with Pokeballs and Master Balls, although they should probably only spawn female Pokemon trainers not in the game, as there are a ton of hot ones. Both three part items would be removed, as would all explosive items. Reverse smash balls can stay, although their effects would be different every game. Things like the crates and punching bags would work just as normal. All food and healing items can also work the same, although the "foods" would probably have to be replaced with some grosser items the girls would have to eat. Both mushrooms can aso work the same, making a girl either much larger or much smaller. Super star can still make a girl temporarily faster and invincible, warp stars can teleport a girl to a random area of the stage, metal boxes are removed, bunny hoods are kept (although the designs are changed to look more like traditionally "sexy" bunny ears), super spicy curry is removed, slo-mo timer is kept, lightning is kept, bullet bills instead turn the girls into a giant dildo, all of the swords and guns are removed, gust bellows are kept, but must be inserted into the user's anus, the ramblin mushroom is kept, except instead of reversing controls it makes the opponent very high and very drunk, green shells are gone, bumpers and freezies are kept. Smokeballs are kept, and uniras are kept but are changed to be closer to cacti, and they only affect a girl's ass. Past that, all items are removed, save for the beehive, black hole, jetpack, warp star, and a modified version of the special flag so that it is a 13 inch dildo that must be stuck compltley in a girl's pussy to work.

Item spawns are set to low, except for smash balls which appear at a high spawn rate.

This only leaves a few settings left to change. First are the stages, which he decides he will scrap all of them and design more later. Next is "First to _ wins". Currently, the maximum is 5, so he sets the maximum to be infinite. He sets the "Stage morph" to be every 30 minutes, since his games are going to be much longer than typical. Stage hazards are of course permanently on, removing them is pussy shit. Launch rate is irreleant to this new direction and is removed. Underdog boost is more pussy shit, as is pausing. Score display and damage are also both irrelevant and are removed.

He is dissapointed that a few setting weren't there. For example, jiggle physics, boob size, and butt size are the obvious ones that come to mind.