What's odd about her appearance?

She's rather less naked than you ordered her to be

Thanks to the nudity punishment you instigated, Johanna ought to be as naked as the cheerleader you were watching, but at first, you think she's dressed in her full strip. Then, upon closer inspection, you realize that although she's wearing shin pads and proper footwear instead of ballet boots (probably for safety reasons), what you initially took for a football shirt is actually painted onto her skin. You're not sure whether the number on her back is painted as well, or a decal stuck on, but if anything, the decoration does more to draw attention to her body than conceal it.

There's not a lot of rigmarole. The players come on, shake hands and then take their positions for the kick off. If anyone wants pictures, they'd better snap them when they get the chance, because nobody's posing for them before the match.

The opposition takes control early on, passing the ball back into their own half and sending it from player to player to keep it away from your team while they get their own people into some sort of formation that you're sure makes more sense to most of your fellow spectators than it does to you. Suddenly, there's a break and a midfielder is powering towards your goal, supported by two other players. Your defenders scramble to intercept, a leggy blonde sprinting to the rescue.

"Go on, Ripper!" A strangely cultured voice screams behind you and despite the action taking place on the pitch, you can't help turning to see who's getting so animated, which is why you miss the thing that causes a collective indrawing of breath. You turn back just as the referee blows his whistle and see the girl who had the ball on the ground clutching her leg, whilst the blonde who intercepted her is trying to look nonchalant.