You've Had Enough Excitement Today

Between your battle with Blue, diving for Tangela, and getting your toe clamped by a Krabby with a foot fetish; you have had enough excitement for one day. You let out a sigh and give your Bulbasaur a stroke on their head. "I think it's about time we set up camp for the night, don't you think?" You ask your faithful companion.

"Bulba!" He confirms with excitement.

Baked beans and roasted Leppa berries may not be the most gourmet of meals, but Bulbasaur certainly doesn't complain. The two of you eat your campfire cooked meal, and then retire to your tent for the evening. Early to bed, early to rise; as the saying goes.

You've only been a sleep for an hour when a familiar voice wakes you from your slumber. "Bulba-bulba-bulba-bulba-bulbasaur!" It's Bulbasaur, and he is also shaking you with his vines. You're about to ask him what's the matter when you hear voices outside your tent.

"That noise is coming from this way. It sounds like a Bulbasaur."

"Ooh! My girlfriend would like one of those. She used to be a trainer at the Celadon Gym!"

"Yes Marcus, we've heard you talk about her a hundred times already."

Three different voices total, all sounding masculine. This is bad. You can't take on three trainers back to back. Heck, you'd probably struggle with just one of them.

"It's coming from that tent. Looks like it belongs to someone already."

"Ooh! I bet its a girl. I haven't been laid in like six hours."

"I thought you said you have a girlfriend?"

"Some battle stank doesn't count. You know that."

"I don't know man. Would you be okay if some guy did it with your girl after he beat her?"

"Doesn't matter. My girl don't lose. I've never beaten her, not once!"

"Don't act like you're proud of that dumbass!"

"Anyway, how should we split her up."

"I call dibs on her cunt. You can get her ass, Marcus."

"Maaan. Why do all I always get the asshole?"

"Because you won't shut up about your girlfriend. Besides, I though you were an ass man?"

"Oh. Right. I am, haha!"

"That leaves those soft lips for me. I hope she's got big knockers. All those swimmer chicks we've been getting lately are so flat!"

"They can move though. And that lung compacity! Oof! Getting hard just thinking about it."

"Weren't you just complaining about always getting the ass?"

"It's not my fault you two don't have any stamina. I'm not one and done. I like to do a full circuit on her cunt, ass and mouth."

"Haha. Gross. Ass to mouth, bro?"

Shit! This is really bad. They're already talking about how they're going to do you. There's nowhere to hide; they'd see you if you left your tent. You're going to have to confront them. It's not like pretending to be asleep is an option.