Give your school a new kind of sex ed teacher

You have an idea on how to make your school days more fun, not just for you but for your fellow classmates as well. On a new page for your school, you put your pencil to paper and begin writing it out.

NEW RULE: The school's most attractive female teacher is the school's sexual education teacher. All students are allowed to inspect and use her body for sexual purposes at any time and in any way they want for the entire school year, both during and outside of school hours, in order to learn about sex and the female body. Because of this, the sexual education teacher is exempt from all rules and laws related to sexual acts between teachers and high school students for the duration of the school year.

NEW RULE: The sexual education teacher is to remain completely naked while on school grounds, and off of them only wear the bare minimum that the weather requires. Because of this, she is exempt from all public indecency laws for the duration of the school year.

NEW RULE: The sexual education teacher is to be provided with top of the line birth control pills and vaccinations for all STDs, both of which are mandatory for the duration of her job.

Satisfied with your new rules for now, you call it a night and go to bed, for once eagerly awaiting the school day.

The next morning you enter your school, and immediately notice a different air among the people within. The other students, particularly the male ones, are whispering to each other. And from what you can overhear, the topic in question is your new rules.

"You hear about the new sex ed curriculum? Absolutely insane!"

"I heard she's going to pretty much be the school's own prostitute. Is something like that even legal?"

"Dude, this is so dope! I can't wait to try her out for myself! Does anyone know who it is yet?"

You can't help but smile to yourself at a job well done. Like your classmates, you are eager to see just who has been given the duty of being the male (and lesbian) students' plaything. And as you finish getting your things out of your locker for homeroom, a hush falls over the crowded hallway, and everyone's eyes look in the same direction. Following their gazes, you see a naked woman walking down the hall. It takes a second for your brain to catch up and make the connection that this is the sex ed teacher, and another second before you realize she is...