Prettier?

John and tim were best friends, both 18 yr old high school graduates. Both thought they were the unluckiest losers in the world.

Until they both got a 2 on the machine. They were jumping up and down high fiving eachother. “Omg dude we get to keep our dicks!” John said laughing relieved. “I know feel like crying” time said, holding his package gently over his pants.

They were indeed both extremely lucky, having beaten such odds, 5 out of 20. They were leaving the health center where the tests were being given and were treated to a site. Right in front of them was their bully all throughout high school. His name was Ryan and he had tormented and humiliated john and tim ever since 7th grade. Once he beat tim up pretty badly for saying hi to a girl he liked.

He didnt look very threatening however. He was standing next to his mom and sister, and he was naked! Well he was actually wearing a white pair of post partum panties they give to ladies after they have a baby. And he was crying! Crying like a bitch! His mom patted his shoulder comfortingly. “Honey take a breath, try to stop crying ok?” She said patting hos head patronizingly.

“They took my balls! My dick is gone!” He wailed pathetically. “Oh stop bitching!” His sister said, rolling her eyes. “Nothing wrong with being a girl.” Ryan sobbed harder. “I dont wanna be a girl ima boy!” He wailed miserably. “Not any more honey, lets go get you some nice soft panties, your poor little vagina is gonna be real sore for a while.”

“Noooooo!!!” Ryan sobbed.