Old Rule: Sex in public is acceptable

"Old Rule: Sex in public is completely acceptable."

Michael hurried to scribble down his brilliant idea in the notebook, before looking back up and getting ready to leave. Fortunately, he quickly realized the flaw in his rule. As he stood up, a barista had bent over a counter and was being banged from behind by who Michael could only assume was her boss. He'd obviously forgotten to clarify that he only wanted this to apply for schools - or rather, HIS school.

Not wanting to rewrite the whole thing, he simply added a couple of words to the end of the sentence.

"Old Rule: Sex in public in completely acceptable in Pine Hills College, CA."

Much better. As soon as he closed the notebook and started walking out the door, he could see the boss quickly pull out of the barista and zip his pants back up.