Mess with Tommy

Jenny went up to Tommy in the hallway next time she saw him and said, “How does one call himself a man when he doesn’t even have a cock?”

“What are you talking about?” Tommy said beginning to blush.

“I know your secret,” said Jenny smiling broadly.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Tommy.

“I’ll tell you what. We’ll go into that closet over there and I’ll give you a BJ. What do you think about that?”

“Ummm...,” Tommy stammered.

“That’s what I thought. Tell you what, if you don’t want your little secret to get out, you better follow these instructions to a tee.”