Make School more interesting

You tap your pencil against the notebook for some time before you're ready to start writing. You decide the rules you are going to write will make school more... interesting...

You begin.

OLD RULE: Schools only hire physically attractive teachers and staff.

NEW RULE: The dress-code for teachers now requires all teachers to dress sexy. There is no specific uniform, however the general guidelines is that students in the class should be aroused by what the teacher is wearing.

A smile forms on your face as you think of some pretty flimsy excuses for this rule, and you settle on adding, "Because students will be more likely to pay attention to a lecture, and seek after-school help"

NEW RULE: Since students in class may become aroused, they may require release in order to focus. For this purpose each class will have at least one student that is a part of the 'Oral student council' (OSA). The role of these students is to be available should a classmate request sexual release. The ways in which they are allowed to do this include anything up to non-penetrative sex. This means strip teases, handjobs, and other light sexual activity are allowed, so long as they are not much more intense than oral sex. The only exception to this rule, is that a teacher has final say on what is acceptable in their classroom. While oral sex is the norm outside of a classroom, inside a classroom, a teacher may elect to either restrict or permit far more than just oral sex.

NEW RULE: While non-students and non-staff can make use of OSA students, it is normally only students from other schools that may actually elect to do so. It is generally considered taboo for someone who is not a student anywhere to use an OSA student, and is a rare occurrence.

NEW RULE: The only form of release allowed is through a student on the council, all other sexual activity, including masturbation, is prohibited on school grounds. Students on the 'oral council', as well as special staff have been hired and 'trained' to deal with sexual fluids. This will Ensure a clean and orderly schooling environment.

NEW RULE: In order to ensure a steady supply of students for the 'oral student council', There are scholarships, forms of loans, student grants for college that will be given in exchange for service as a part of the council. Students will also receive recommendations which may help them get into better schools than they could have otherwise.

You look over your rules and cannot help but find this exercise in writing out a fantasy to be a little strange. You continue, nonetheless, deciding to add some more rules to ensure all the potential 'issues' are covered.

NEW RULE: Since safety and health is of top concern, all students who wish to use this service must be vaccinated against STD's. These vaccinations are optional, and only students who receive them will be licensed to use members of the oral student council. As an incentive to become vaccinated, and to provide shy students with an excuse for why they became licensed, credits will be applied for receiving a vaccination.

NEW RULE: Students making use of the oral service must of course make an effort to be discrete, and not disrupt the class or learning environment. As such, students who disrupt a classroom, for any reason, will now find themselves subject to special punishments from teachers, including those of a sexual nature.

You stop writing as you realize the nature of these rules as 'new' may mean not a lot of students will actually partake in this activity, especially if it's public in front of all their peers.

NEW RULE: Teachers are exempt from all restrictions on students sexual activities and the OSA service, and are allowed to use students for sexual activity. Because the new rules are likely to take time for everyone to adjust to, teachers are encouraged to find ways to increase their students comfort with sexual activity. Students must obey their teacher's instructions for sexual activity.

NEW RULE: The school will also host special sexual classes, and make available rooms for students to relieve themselves sexually away from their classmates. These rooms will be supervised by... 'special instructors'. Extra curricular activities are also encouraged to include a sexual dimension, and to use sexier uniforms.

You take a look at your rules before closing the book. You realize you are pretty stiff from all the mental images, but shrug it off and roll into bed.

You do not really expect something this complicated to work. It is not like you could really believe reality could change this much just by putting some words down on paper.

You doze off while pondering it all.