To make both parties more comfortable, all interviews are conducted in the nude

Closing his notebook, Sam took a deep breath and walked through the door.

There she was; the beautiful Natalie Portman, sitting regally in that uncomfortable press junket chair as naked as the day she was born. He stood there for a moment, stunned, before remembering to act like a professional. There was nothing unusual about this otherwise modest actress to strip nude for a TV interview; he'd just made it the rule.

When he sat down across from her, Sam realized that he'd been a little too vague. Not only was the interviewee expected to be nude, apparently, but the interviewer as well. Sam was also naked, and his burgeoning stiffy was on full display. Natalie had noticed this, looking away with an expression that wasn't offended so much as exasperated.

Nudity may have been the new norm during interviews, but apparently erections were still seen as unprofessional.