What's a man with a reality-bending notebook to do?

Make erections the ultimate compliment

Old Rule: Whenever a man and woman are nude together and the man gets an erection, the woman will find it extremely flattering. Women will stand and sit in ways that accentuate their favorite features, and behave as sexily as possible to ensure the man is fully aroused for as long as the two are nude together, even to the point of masturbating in front of him.

When he looked up this time, Natalie's whole demeanor had changed. She was openly staring at his cock, now, with something of a humble blush in her pale white cheeks.

"Mmm," she moaned quietly, uncrossing her legs to give Sam the quickest glimpse of her trimmed bush. "Is that for me? I've never seen one grow so fast before... Is this your first interview?"

"Actually, yeah," Sam admitted. "It, uh, it is. Sorry if I'm a little nervous."

Natalie spread her legs apart, showing off her perfect pussy as she absentmindedly rubbed her clit.

"Oh, he doesn't look nervous at all! Don't worry, I know you'll perform beautifully. Just relax and ask your questions; I'll do the rest."

"O-okay," Sam tore his eyes away from Natalie Portman's crotch and leafed frantically through his notebook.