Phil, 27 years old, works as low level security in a secret laboratory

Phil was amazed by the power he held in his hands, 'sh&!*' he thought to himself.

This is some supernatural sh&@ not the weird aliens and superweapons, and robots at your secret facility, backed by the U.S goverment itself... Th... This made you like... A deity!

But before you could do that, you had to test it out first!

"Hmmm" you thought to yourself.

New Rule: every employee in this Coffee Shop must dance like a musical every 1:00 pm

It was about 12:59 when the music started, suddenly at 1:00 like people who'd been rehearsing for a good 3 hours, the males and the females performed a musical version of Romeo and Juliet.

Of course it was terrible, but damn was it funny!