Fixing the straights

You wake up and prepare for your day, unaware that this would be the last day you would be considered straight.

You shower as you did every morning and felt the water's warm touch as it cascaded over your skin. You could stay here forever if you could. But you need to start your day and the hot water would run out before long. You wash your hair, then the rest of your body and turn off the shower stepping out into the frighteningly cold room. You wrap big warm towel around your body and stand before the mirror preparing to brush your teeth.

You look into the mirror and examine yourself