About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- September 15, 1992
- Location
- England
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Lately I have been reading a lot. But I also love to play games - mainly RPG
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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I play games mainly
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Tally whacker
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Tally
- I write erotica because
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It's fun
- In conclusion, I am
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Always having too many ideas and finding it hard to pick the best one.
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Introduction
by Zyophyr
Chapter 1 in The Thing That Should Not Be
"... And how does that make you feel?" a dry, uninterested voice asks. Yep, this is what my life has come to; Therapy. Not what I would have expected, especially so young. Since the age of 7, I have been in therapy, according to my parents I have 'anger issues'... I have always...
7 years ago 1,256 Words 1 Likes 1,396 Views -
Your first day
by Zyophyr
Chapter 5 in A Mystery at Ardenfell
Next thing you know the sun is beaming through the window and your alarm is screaming at you to wake up. **That bed is awesome.** _“Yeah, that's the best nights sleep I have ever had. I think.”_ You ponder **That's the only night's sleep we even remember.** _“That too.”_ **W...
7 years ago 748 Words 3 Likes 302 Views -
Resignation
by Zyophyr
Chapter 4 in A Mystery at Ardenfell
“Whatever do you mean?” he seems confused. _“Well firstly; What makes you think I want to go to some weird school? Why would I agree to any of this? Why do I have to stay here? Who was listening in on me earlier? Where even is this school? Can I leave whenever I want? Am I a pri...
7 years ago 689 Words 2 Likes 371 Views -
Explainations
by Zyophyr
Chapter 3 in A Mystery at Ardenfell
**A school? We're at a school? Man, that's a hard break...** “_Uh, what do you mean mages?”_ you ask with a raised eyebrow “Exactly that! We are mages. It's quite simple really. Everybody in this world has some kind of magical energy. There are those that have a very low magica...
7 years ago 356 Words 2 Likes 366 Views -
Alive
by Zyophyr
Chapter 2 in A Mystery at Ardenfell
“_Hnngh, am I dead?_” you mumble to yourself as you slowly open your eyes to the invading light. **It seems we are alive.** _“That's always good,”_ you say out loud. “Who are you talking to dear?” a female voice from the other side of the room. As you look around to see who i...
7 years ago 660 Words 2 Likes 481 Views -
Introduction
by Zyophyr
Chapter 1 in A Mystery at Ardenfell
**Who are we?** _I don't know, who are you?_ **We are you.** _Oh? And who am I?_ **You are us... And we are you...** _Very helpful... Why am I so cold?_ **Probably because we passed out in this blizzard...** _Well, that'd do it... And why did I pass out in this blizzard?_...
7 years ago 412 Words 2 Likes 1,557 Views -
Adventurers
by Zyophyr
Chapter 4 in Game Monster
You dive into the bushes to hide from yet another , landing directly on its thorns. **'-2'** _-2?_ _-2!_ _Hahahahaha it's -2! It's -2!_ you think to yourself as you jump around for joy. This causes you to be noticed and you get pinned by an arrow which kills you. But yo...
7 years ago 385 Words 30 Likes 6,029 Views -
Another day
by Zyophyr
Chapter 3 in Game Monster
Dead again. With the new expansion to Alyvyon Online there has been an influx of activity once again. It was nice you know, the game had started to dwindle, you could go more than 10 minutes without dying. But peace never does last. Frustrated you pull up your stats sheet. Even...
7 years ago 227 Words 23 Likes 7,292 Views -
Goblin V.2
by Zyophyr
Chapter 2 in Game Monster
Alyvyon Online. A place of heroes and monsters. Wonderful quests and amazing rewards for those adventurers brave enough to face the challenges! It all started off in a wind-swept forest on tutorial island. You have always dreamed of being a hero. To slay the mightiest of foes...
7 years ago 202 Words 19 Likes 10,760 Views -
Jailbreak
by Zyophyr
Chapter 7 in New to Konoha
Alarms ring as soon as you stumble down the concrete hallway. Years of malnourishment and lack of exercise has made your body weak. "**Oh how nice, they have sent a welcome party to celebrate your newly found freedom, sweet boy."** _"So they don't want me to leave I see..."_ *...
8 years ago 796 Words 6 Likes 489 Views -
Forgotten and rotting
by Zyophyr
Chapter 6 in New to Konoha
_"Kaguya, how long have we been in this cell?"_ you ask _"I can't seem to remember, the days and nights all seem to melt together."_ **"Seven years,"** she replies **"Seven years we have been rotting in this godforsaken cell!"** _"So that would make me what, 19?"_ you query. *...
8 years ago 411 Words 7 Likes 623 Views -
Ibiki Morino
by Zyophyr
Chapter 5 in New to Konoha
**Writers note: I don't know why but every time I edit this and make Kaito's lines in italics, it's messing up a little. I's not sure how to fix it at the moment so please bare with it.- - - - - - ** ** ** **"My name is Ibiki, and yours is?"** Confused you reply _"Kaito."_...
8 years ago 573 Words 5 Likes 637 Views -
Things go bad, very bad.
by Zyophyr
Chapter 4 in New to Konoha
For a few moments you stand there, unmoving. Iruka, looking confused at your sudden statuesque appearance tried to prompt you into action. **"Not getting a case of stage fright, have you?"** he says jokingly. _"No sensei..."_ A voice comes from your mouth, but it isn't your voi...
8 years ago 468 Words 5 Likes 793 Views -
Ino keeps talking
by Zyophyr
Chapter 3 in New to Konoha
"No, you won't, Freak!" Ino mocks. A clang resonated around the classroom, the clang of Iruka's kunai intercepting your own just inches before slicing Ino's throat. Ino falls back into her seat in stunned silence, terror evident on her face. **"What the hell do you think you a...
8 years ago 553 Words 5 Likes 804 Views -
Alone as always
by Zyophyr
Chapter 2 in New to Konoha
- - - - - - Writers note: Sorry I have been away for a long time and not been able to keep writing. A lot of real life things have been happening and I just never had the time. However, I am back now and I will continue to write again. Let me know what you guys think. There have...
8 years ago 582 Words 6 Likes 986 Views -
Introduction
by Zyophyr
Chapter 1 in New to Konoha
Creators note: This is my first original story so please be gentle. Please feel free to add your own chapters. - - - - - - You are alone. But that's ok, you're used to it. Since a child you know not who your parents are. The story that you have heard was that you had been lef...
8 years ago 1,007 Words 8 Likes 3,257 Views -
Answers and more questions
by Zyophyr
Chapter 11 in Memoirs of a Minion
With a flap of your wings, you burst towards the Elf that shot you. Before anybody has the opportunity to react you grab him by the throat and fly up into the air. Terror on his face, he attempts to speak but nothing comes out. A strange sensation in your hand. You've never fel...
9 years ago 531 Words 18 Likes 2,841 Views -
The battle comences
by Zyophyr
Chapter 10 in Memoirs of a Minion
All attention is on you. Are you friend? Are you foe? Nobody seems to know. Not even you. From the pack, a group of trolls charge at you not waiting to find out. The leader of the little group dives at you with reckless abandon, but you easily dodge the clumsy attempt. The three...
9 years ago 444 Words 11 Likes 2,876 Views -
Trouble in the citadel
by Zyophyr
Chapter 9 in Memoirs of a Minion
_"Then tell me! Tell me why. Why do you look so sad? Why do you stay here? Why? WHY?!" _ Startled by your sudden change in demeanour she pauses. That's when you hear it. The sound of fighting. **____"Time is up."____** The dark lord calls you. Yet you do not move. **____"Come...
9 years ago 578 Words 14 Likes 3,086 Views -
Draconic Humanoid
by Zyophyr
Chapter 2 in Memoirs of a Minion
Author note: The main point of this story will not revolve around sex. There will be some erotica present obviously, but I don't want to write something shallow where the main character just fucks anything that moves. Also, I am still new to writing so there may be mistakes here...
9 years ago 223 Words 18 Likes 7,397 Views
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