You hear a rumor about Emma Watson having a dick!

The latest gossip around the office is that Harry Potter movie star Emma Watson actually has a dick - and that it's big!

Emma apparently was doing a modeling photoshoot, wearing a short skirt, and whatever the photographer was saying to try to get a sexy look out of Emma's face also had the effect of making Emma Watson's secret dick get hard and then pop out from under her skirt.

Apparently Emma was mortified. Once she realized she had been exposed she ran off the set and has been hiding away now for days - afraid her big secret will get out onto the internet.

You decide you'd like to see just what one of your favorite celebrities is hiding under her skirt for yourself and you have your secretary coerce Emma Watson out of hiding and to come into your office for a meeting.