The Principal is your pal

Xander spared a moment before he devolved into panic. Principal Snyder was not his biggest fan. Hated all of the Scooby's actually. But there was no way that he could blame Xander for what happened in class. He had a whole class of witnesses.

On the other hand Harmony had rich parents.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit." Xander went straight to Master P.C. to even the odds.

26- in June Jessica Harris, mother to Xander Harris, was the sole winner of the 650 million Powerball lotto.

Nouveau riche meant new money but it was still money. And when dealing with Snyder that was probably all the equalizer he would need. He could start whatever this meeting was by asking if he needed his lawyers. That should put Snyder on the backfoot. Still.... why deal with Robert Snyder when he didn't have to? After all if you had the chance to avoid a troll, wouldn't you?

Xander stared at the Master P.C. and wondered for a second if he was using this thing juuust a bit too much. Xander shook it off, he didn't have time to worry about the moral implications of using Master P.C.

So how did he get Principal Snyder on his side? Write a new reality where Snyder was on his side. Still if you were going to make changes... might as well make them big changes. Changes that at the very least would make things easier on Xander's eyes at the very least.

He put Robert Snyder in the screen and spent a minute looking over the man's particulars. "Wheeeelpp, that won't do."

"Time for a little nip and tuck." Xander switched male to female, making Robert into Roberta. Bobbi to her friends. "Well, that didn't help much did it."

Taking a second to think Xander jerked when there was another announcement requesting his presence. No time to think, shoot from the hip, c'mon brain name a hot woman you'd seen naked recently. Survey says: Mimi Roger in that soft core massage movie. And this time remember 'looks like' when you put the entry in dumbass, Xander groused mentally, let's avoid another fuck up like he'd originally made of Joyce.

27-Roberta Snyder looks like Mimi Rogers.

28-Roberta Snyder has had a slight crush on Xander Harris, a left over from the love spell and time spent watching Xander swim in his over stuffed speedo while on the swim team.

"Good enough." Xander closed his laptop and started getting up. He had to go see his pal the Principal.