Lets all be friendly

"Okay, you can do this. You can do this." Xander said to himself before opening the door and stepping into Ms. Snyder's office. To his right was Ms. Calender standing next to the Principal's desk with her arms crossed and a frown on her face. To his left sitting with her legs splayed wide open unintentionally showing off her thong and vacant look on her face was Harmony. Directly in front of him was Ms. Snyder, new and improved and actually not looking at all troubled about what was happening.

He raised a hand and waved, "Hey."

"Alexa- wait, no, Xander, you prefer Xander." Ms. Snyder said and waved to the unoccupied chair next to Harmony.

"It's what they call me." Xander nodded and meandered over to the chair and sat down in it, placing his messenger bag over his lap before scooting the chair away from Harmony.

Ms. Snyder took a moment to fidget before looking at everyone in the room one after the other. She then focused back on Xander, clearing her throat she began, "Well, Xander, let's not beat around the bush, you know why you were called here I assume?"

Xander canted his head in Harmony's direction, "You mean Gropey McGroperson being a little gropey?"

"Xander." Ms. Snyder said crossly.

He held up his hands in surrender, then waved a hand between Harmony and him, "Sorry, the inappropriate contact between her and me?"

Ms. Snyder cleared her throat again while fidgeting,"Yes." She looked from Harmony then over to Ms. Calender and finally back to Xander giving him a fleeting smile, "Now, your teacher and your classmate have told me their version of events and I was hoping that you could give me an accounting of what exactly happened."

"Uh...should I have my parents here? Or, like, a lawyer?" Xander asked looking from from the Principal to his teacher. Ms. Snyder looked worried and swallowed hard while Ms. Calender looked on and gave a small nod of her head.

"Of course. Of course." Ms. Snyder winced, "If you want to. We can certainly handle this formally. However, I was just hoping that we could handle this in a... in a friendly manner."

"Friendly. Uh-huh." Xander nodded and looked at Ms. Calender who rolled her eyes. "And what does friendly entail?"

"Well." Ms. Snyder paused, obviously thinking on the fly, "You could think of it as a favor that would be owed. A... marker if you will. I'm sure you've heard that term before in movies and tv. A debt."

"Sure, I've seen a mob movie or two. Who hasn't." He pointed to Harmony who was still sitting with her legs wide open showing off her thong and a completely unconcerned look on her face. "But what about her? What happens to her in this friendly resolution?"

Ms. Snyder cleared her throat again and spared Harmony a small glare, "Xander... I think you can appreciate that Harmony is a very special girl."

Xander and Ms. Calender snorted in unison.

"I asked her to give Xander an apology for trying to get him in trouble. She sexually assaulted him. That's an interesting train of thought." Ms. Calender gave Ms. Snyder an imperious look then looked over to Harmony and snapped her fingers, "Harmony, care to explain yourself?"

"He asked me why an I told him it's cause i saw the outline of his big cock. I just wanted to see it for real" Harmony chirped ditzily and focused her attention on Xander's lap. "Awww, you put your bookbag over it."

"That's enough Miss Kendall!" Snyder snapped and slapped her desktop with her hands. "Not one more word."

Straightening her long dark hair Principal Snyder took a deep breath and warily eye Harmony , " Now it's obvious Miss Kendall is a very special girl with... a particular medical condition." Ms. Snyder allowed. "That can have unfortunate, uh, moments." Snyder looked around the room at everyone one by one ending in a Harmony that was still staring at Xander's lap. "But this is the first time such an occurrence has, uh, occurred." She looked from Xander to Ms. Calender, "Now certainly there can be leniency in a first offense case. Detention or maybe in school suspension."

Xander groaned and leaned back in his chair, "And I get a favor to be named later?"

Ms. Snyder nodded and smiled at him, "Yes. I will owe you a favor."

Xander looked to Ms. Calender, "I'm not getting a better offer am I?"

"A lawsuit will probably cost you more then you'll get in a settlement." Ms. Calender rolled her eyes. "That's if you get a settlement. A pretty girl felt you up, any guy on a jury isn't going to sympathize. Plus, the story is stupid enough to get some kind of news. Maybe state level. National for a day or two, maybe. You feel like having the whole country wondering if your gay?"

Xander blinked and looked at her in surprise, "That's... you just come up with that off the top of your head?"

"We may have discussed fall out options." Ms. Calender gave a sour look in Ms. Snyder's direction. "Best case scenario, if the school's lucky, everyone will have forgotten it by next week. Second best is that it just drifts into myth and become an urban legend."

Xander nodded his head and with a grunt stood up and walking to Ms. Snyder's desk he held out his hand. "One week detention or in school suspension for her. One favor to be named later for me. We shake on this... gentleman's agreement and seal the deal?"

Standing Ms. Snyder fixed her suit jacket and leaning forward across her desk took his hand. "Agreed."

Xander stepped away from the desk and headed for the door, keeping a wide berth between himself and Harmony who was giving him a cute look. Stopping at the door he nodded to everyone and waved, "Ladies."

"Have a good day Xander." Ms. Snyder called as he left the room.

"Let's make it a great day." Xander said as he looked down at his bookbag and the laptop inside.