Steal from the best

The problem: getting Master P.C. off of the school computer onto a laptop and then making sure no copy of Master P.C. remained behind.

Which I don't know how to do and also I don't have a laptop, Xander bit his bottom lip, "Shit, shit, shit, shit."

He stared at the the screen. "Okay, Xan-man, one thing at a time. One thing at a time. So... so first things first save everything." Simple enough even he knew how to do that. Now how to do everything else? Normally he would ask for help but with this- with Master P.C.- that was right out. No going to Willow, way to curious. No going to Ms. Calender, way to suspicious. So what did he have left? He had himself.

"I am so boned." Xander groaned.

Shaking his head Xander focused his attention back on the Master P.C. "Enough of the defeatist mindset. Adapt or die, Xan-man, adapt or die. I do not understand computers. Fine. That sucks. How do I learn computers in five minutes? Baring a miracle?" Xander grinned as he looked at Master P.C. "Hello miracle."

14- Xander Harris has always had the same ability and know how with computers as Willow Rosenberg.

Whoooooa nelly! Xander reeled back as his mind expanded in one field of expertise. Computers were pretty cool. What you could do with computers was even better. Like finance a laptop, maybe?

15-Xander Harris has been well paid by the parents of Cordelia Chase and her Cordettes for tutoring in computer science over the last two years.

Damn, really well payed. Xander blinked. Poppa Chase wasn't exactly Daddy Warbucks but it wasn't for lack of trying. The man had the moolah and wasn't afraid to spend it on something he deemed worth it. And Poppa Chase thought everything Cordelia wanted was worth it so long as Poppa Chase didn't have to be involved. Cordelia wanted to learn to send an E-mail? Pay thru the nose for someone else to do it. Rich prick. Didn't give a shit about Cordelia as anything but a another marker for success until she started dating the town drunk's son, all of a sudden he was a concerned Poppa once Xander was on the scene. Xander wasn't the same smart gifted boy with a 'real talent' for computers once he and Cordy started going out.

16- Last week Xander Harris bought a top of the line laptop optimized for speed and power.

Looking down at his messenger bag Xander smiled at the sight of his shiny new laptop. "Everything's coming up Milhouse."

Now how hard could it be to make a copy of Master P.C. and get rid of the copy on the school's computer?