Actually really hard

"Everything looks good to go." Xander said as he eyeballed the Master P.C. that was on his new laptop. Starting it up he waited one eye on the clock on the wall and one eye on the two computers in front of him. Occasionally sparing a fleeting glance at the class to see if anyone was paying attention to him. When the laptop version was up and running he was pleased to see that everything had transferred over from the school computer. But just to check and see if everything still worked....

17- Kendra the Vampire Slayer was strangled to **** by the vampiress Druscilla but was then revived with CPR by Xander Harris.

There we go, one for the world, Xander thought, always better to have another Vampire slayer in the world. Buffy, Kendra and then Faith, three girls in all the world now. Xander closed his eyes and scanned through the new memories as reality changed. Nothing really changed that much, Kendra being the council trained Slayer was kind of... a robot, doing what the Council of Watcher told her to do where they told her to do it. They sent her to Sunnydale then sent her somewhere else and she let them.

Maybe he could do something nice for Kendra later.

Moving on, now to get Master P.C. off of the school's computer. Shouldn't be that hard to delete it.

Five minutes later Xander stared at the screen as Master P.C. refused to be deleted. He couldn't even password protect it. Once he was gone anyone could access it if they somehow managed to bypass the magic of the Master P.C. telling everyone to ignore it. He might not be this freaked but if someone like Harmony, old un-tweaked Harmony, ever got their hands on it because by sheer chance they managed to break through the magic... That would be bad. With his hands in fists Xander glared at the screen, "What... how...why... you son of a bitch!"

Xander looked at the clock, ten minutes left of class.

So no deleting. No passwords. It refused to be buried inside the computer, even, it wouldn't leave the desktop. So the only option left was to destroy the computer. Here in class.... because there were still three more classes that would use this class room and this computer today and he refused to take a chance on someone finding Master P.C. So how was he going to kill the computer?

Pick it up, throw it to the ground and then jump on it a bunch?

Xander frowned, that'd be Plan B.

So what's Plan A?

Five minutes of furious thinking and Xander had devised the most harebrained, insane, Rube Goldberg inspired, multi-step plan he every could have devised. Shutting down the school computer he turned to his own laptop and began writing in Master P.C. to choreograph what he wanted to have happen. But it wasn't like he had time to think of something else, there was five minutes left before class ended. Finger hovering over his laptop he hit enter. "Here goes nothing."

Ms. Calender stood and walked over to the new bimbofied Harmony and crossing her arms, "Harmony, we both know what you did today was stupid but we also know there's no punishment I can give you that will stick. So... you are going to march over to Xander, explain what you were thinking when you tried to get him in trouble and then apologize."

"OK." Harmony sing songed and getting up from her desk she flounced over to his desk. Xander stood up as she arrived and putting his back to the desk making Harmony come around to stand in front of him. Xander was well aware that the whole class was now watching the scene that was about to happen. Everyone want's to see a trainwreck live and in person. Putting on her best pout with her newly enlarged lips, clasping her hands together her pulling her arms close to her chest to squeeze her breasts together making her cleavage stand out Harmony leaned in towards Xander. With her best breathy bimbo phone sex voice Harmony started apologizing. "I'm sorry Xander. I didn't mean to try and get you in trouble."

Xander nodded his head, "Then why did you say it?"

She blinked her big blue eyes and smiled wide, "Cause I saw the outline of the huge cock in your pants an' I wanted to see it!"

"What?" The whole class practically shouted as one.

With that Harmony reached out and grabbed Xander's crotch. With a yelp Xander jumped backwards landing on his desk and knocking the computer tower to the floor, shattering the casing.

"Ohhh, it's really big!" Harmony giggled and tried for another grab. "So this is why Cordy was dating you!"

"Hey! Hands!" Xander yelped and wiggled backwards before falling off his desk and landing on the now caseless computer tower, crushing it under his body weight.

"Wait, i wanna see it." Harmony called as she clambered up onto the desk and looking over the side tried to reach down and grasp Xander's crotch with both hands. With almost the whole of the top half of her body hanging off the desk Harmony was over balanced.

Xander rolled away at the last second, Harmony's braless boobs falling out of her pink dress distracted him for a moment. He got clear just in time as the unbalanced Harmony pitched forward and landed on the already smashed innards of the school's computer. Getting to his feet Xander took several steps back to stand beside Ms. Calender who was at the head of the group that was staring at the scene Harmony was making. Trying to get to her feet, despite her ridiculous heels, Harmony stood for a second only to loose her footing on some of the computer shrapnel and fell on her ass, directly on top of what was left of the circuitry.

Harmony looked down, past her boobs hanging out of her dress and looked at the wreckage of the scene. She looked back up and put on her cutest look, "Oopsie."

Xander couldn't help the chuff of air that came out him. Son of a bitch, it worked!

18- Ms. Calender will go over to Harmony and tell her to apologize to Xander.

19- Harmony's apology will be insincere but sexy. And when Xander asks the question why she'll mention his big cock and try to grab it.

20- Xander will jump back, ending up on his desk, knocking the computer tower to the floor, shattering the computer's casing.

21- Harmony will try to grab Xander's crotch again forcing xander to try and get away, falling backwards off the desk onto the caseless computer below him, crushing the computer before rolling away.

22-Harmony will climb onto the desk to pursue Xander only to loose her balance and fall off of the desk onto what remains of the computer below her, smashing it to pieces.

23-when Harmony tries to stand up she will loose her balance and fall ass first onto whatever remains of the computer, shattering it utterly.

The silence lasted for a good thirty seconds before Ms. Calender's angry voice shattered it. "Harmony! Principal's office! NOW!"

"But I apologized." Harmony whined and slowly stood up.

Ms. Calender was almost growling, "Put your boobs back in your dress and move!" She walked over to Harmony, waited for harmony to get the boobs back in her dress and grabbed her by the elbow, "Let's go!" and then pulled Harmony along as she marched her to the Principal's office.

The classroom was left in a stunned silence for a second before a small tittering broke out. Xander shook his head in wonderment once again, he couldn't believe that actually happened. He turned to his left and found Jonathan Levinson standing next to him, he leaned down to Jon, "Sooo... that actually happened? Right? I wasn't dreaming, right?"

Jonathan slowly nodded his head, eyes wide with amazement. "Yeah. Yup. It happened."

"I need a souvenir." Walking back to the smashed computer Xander bent down and picked up what was left of the computer's hard drive. When he looked up it was to find all the class still looking at him. Or rather looking at his crotch. With a sigh Xander stood up and made his way over to his messenger bag and stuff the crushed hard drive into his bag beside his laptop.

Well, things were looking up, he had the only copy of Master P.C. and the world was his oyster.

So how was the world going to try and fuck him next?