One for me, one for the world

"Let's not get too carried away." xander mumbled to himself.

Making the world a better place was all well and good. However, he wasn't sure how long this who control over all of realtiy was going to last. And he didn't want to use up all of that power making the world a better place. Yes, a better world was a better world. But that didn't mean that he was going to end up better off for it in the end. So obviously there would have to be a tit for tat system in place, a little quid pro quo as it were, one for rule for Xander one for the world. It was only fair.

So, Xander reasoned, since the last one was obviously for the betterment of the world, even tho he got something out of it, the next would obviously be for his explicit benefit.

Something to take care of his standing in the "Scooby gang", perhaps? As he was still on the outs after his getting caught smooching Willow. It would be easy enough to erase that night. Or his "affair" with Willlow. OR any number of things. Hell, if he really wanted to he could actually make it worth it. All this aggrivation for a week of hidden kisses? Hah. With but a little typing he could have had an affair so hot it created new chapters in the Kama Sutra.

Or perhaps tinker with his relationship with Faith? Since she'd fucked him he'd noticed that she'd been avoiding him. As much as he would like to think that their night together was something special Faith had made in abundantly clear that she was using him as a stand in for a dildo. The event had been for her gratification, not his. And now she was treating him as if he was trailing after her demanding a relationship. But.... With a line of text he could have her slavishly devoted to him, enthralled by his ability as a lover.

Cordy? What to do with Cordy? Xander stalled as immediately vengeful ideas sprang to mind. Hesitating his thoughts turned back to the last time he had acted rashly when it came to Cordelia Chase. He wasn't looking for a repeat of the "Love Spell". Once was more then enough. Still, being thought of as desirable by the female population wasn't a bad thing. It was just when it went to the murderous 'if I can't have you no one will' **** that things got bad. Still he could reach a middle ground, he could write himself in as the hottest guy in school. Make Cordy jealous that she was no longer with him.

Or maybe Buffy? Something for the Buffster? The one girl in all the world, the one he still kinda... sorta... carried a torch for. Given the ups and downs of their relationship there was cause for both good things to befall her and bad things to befall her. Thinking of the love spell brought to mind Buffy in her little coat propositioning him to open it up. Seriously sexy. There were so many things he wanted to do when it came to Buffy. It all came back to if he wanted to do something for Buffy or something to Buffy. The easiest and most banal thing he could think of was fixing Buffy's 'short' problem. Apparently the mighty Slayer didn't enjoy people pointing out she was five foot three inches tall. Xander snickered, he could fix the problem all right. She wanted to be a superhero he could make her as big as DC Comic's Big Barda, let's see how much Buffy appreciates being six feet six inches tall. On the other hand he could take away a few inches, if she wanted to have a inferiority complex about how tall she was he could make her four feet ten inches tall.

Xander's musing were cut short as there was a bit of commotion up front. Focusing his attention on Ms. Calender Xander grimaced as he saw Wesley Wyndam-Pryce poking his head into the room. And given the way he was not taking the hint Ms. Calender was giving him about buzzing off? Xander tried not to glare but he definitely narrowed his eyes at the man who was making goo goo eyes at Cordelia. Wait... new memories of the new timeline showed that not only was he making the goo goo eyes at Cordelia he'd also been a little flirtatious with Ms. Calender. Even tho it was obvious that Ms. Calender and the G-Man were a thing? That would not do. Stepping to another man's woman? Violation of the bro code... or whatever. The new stick up his ass, stiff upper lip, proper British gentleman and oh so hoighty toighty Watcher had crossed the Rubicon

"Well, we've found our next contestant." Xander grinned as he reoriented himself back on his computer screen. So what to do to make Wesley more bearable? Personality transplant? Change of view? No, cause he'd still have to look at the idiot. Sending him back to England? No, the watchers would just send someone else. Someone worse probably. So how to fix Wesley so that his mere presence didn't offend Xander.

At least that fake watcher that had showed up before Wesley had been a hot older woman.

Wait... Xander blinked as the thought ruminated. Was he actually shallow enough that if Wesley was a hot chick he'd be okay with her? Would Wendy Wyndam-Pryce really not bother him? Xander slowly shook his head, no, that attitude would still grate on his nerves. ...But he'd be more inclined to grin and bear it if it came from a hot English chick.

"I am a baaaaad man." Xander whispered to himself.

Checking the screen over he thought it best to use the character slider stuff rather than the write in section to make this change. Next to the name screen was a little X button that usually meant close, so he hit that to close his screen out. SAVE CHANGES? Master P.C. prompted, alongside the usual yes or no options. Xander looked down at the bulge in his pants leg and with a grin hit yes to save the changes to himself.

Looking at the blank screen he typed in Welsey's name and low and behold the screen was filled with Mr. Hoighty Toighty's image. Now let see what we shall see, xander mused as he looked over the sliders that would change Wesley to Wendy. First was the gender was actually a multiple choice. Multiple choice? Male. Female. Hermaphrodite.

"Huh." xander stared and scratched the back of his head as he had a moment of indecision. Before shaking his head. He'd save that third choice for someone he really hated. "Say bye bye to your john thomas, Wes."

He selected female, hit send and turned his attention to the picture of the Wesley in the corner. The woman that now occupied the corner picture was relatively attractive. Not exactly and stunner, not exactly a babe not exactly ugly either. Well, first things first that name had to go, Xander deleted Wesley and wrote in Wendy then hit enter. And, thinking over his new memories Xander groaned, Wendy wasn't that much different from Wesley. Easier to look at but still a pain in the butt. And if Xander had to put up with that aggravation he'd need Wendy to be a babe. So time to tinker. But where to start building the worlds greatest British babe?

Jane Seymour? Helen Mirren? Lysette Anthony? Patsy Kensit? Elizabeth Hurley? The Spice Girls?

Xander shook his head. He was overwhelmed with options. So it was time to simplify. Best two out of three, by which he meant he'd add his first choice to his second choice, blend them together and make his third choice. He could always change it if the end result was a freak of nature.

06- Wendy Wyndam - Pryce looks like a mix of Jane Seymour, Helen Mirren and herself.

Xander held his breath as he hit enter. The world changed as he waited and when the picture altered Xander exhaled as the woman on the screen wasn't a hideous mutant. The most obvious thing was the fact that this version of Wendy was more gifted in the boobs. Also a little more in the hips and ass, Xander watched patiently as the little version of Wendy rotated in her little window, checking out all the changes he'd wrought. He checked Wendy's facial sliders and tweaked things a little, he made her eyes a little larger and settled on an icy blue iris, the nose was made a touch smaller in length and width, setting the mouth slider for Jane Seymour's smaller poutier mouth with a fuller lower lip. The change had rendered Wendy a dirty blonde with shoulder length hair, Xander changed her hair length to reach her butt and selected white blonde, which apparently was a step beyond platinum. And apparently there was a no body hair box to check right beside the slider for hair. No arm hair? No leg hair? No mustache? Yeah, he was checking that.

The problem with changing things was that there wasn't a preview image. Nothing charting his changes and telling him what the end result would be. He was shooting in the dark and hoping to hit a bullseye. It was worse for her body it was hard as it would be hard to tell exactly what all had changed given the pant suit Wendy was wearing.

"This would be so much easier if she was naked." Xander grumbled. Xander looked around the screen seeing if there was an X-ray option. And apparently there was in a drop down menu. Xander clicked on it and couldn't help the wide smile on his face as he beheld the new and improved Wendy Wyndam-Pryce in the nude. Now what else to mess with?

Xander sighed, he was a walking cliche as the first thing he went to was the boobs. He checked the slider and saw that it was at 38C, which was pretty good. ...But not good enough, Amy Yip-his big screen dream queen- was much bigger than that. Sliding the slider down through D to E to F to G and settled on 38G. Before he moved on he checked if there was drop down menu for boobs. And low and behold there was which contained specs for boob shape, sag, nipple, areola and lactation.

Lactation? The slider for that seemed to be about when and under what circumstances. Xander raised an eyebrow at that. There were the usual circumstances and then there was the various levels of arousal culminating in orgasm. He'd have to think about that one.

Xander shrugged and got down to fiddling with the boob sliders. After a minute or two of fiddling he had Wendy set at natural looking tear drop shape, sitting high on the chest, long nipples-with the inverted nipples option, and the areola set at three inches around and set for maximum puffiness. And, what the hell, he set lactation to happen upon orgasm.

Now what else was there? Xander looked over the various sliders. Muscularity? Muscular to fit to slender to curvy to fat. Well that was a question? What did it for Xander more T2 Sarah Conner or Anna Nicole Smith? Xander nodded his head, this was still the hellmouth and every little bit helped, he set the slider just above fit but below muscular. Hips? he set the slider to above average. Butt? Xander wished they had a setting for Salma Hayek. He played with the sliders and hoped he got into the Salma range. Legs? Length, shape and muscularity were a consideration. Why wasn't there a Michelle Yeoh box to check? he set the sliders to long, curvy but fit. And feet? Xander snorted, feet were feet, what Wendy already had was fine.

Leaning back he reviewed the changes he was about to make. Was there anything else he needed to fiddle with? He hadn't touched age, height or weight. But did he really need to? Ethnicity? Skin tone? Xander looked at those and actually had to stop and stare. He could make Wendy Asian or Indian or African? Wow. That was a sure fire way to find out if he had any racist tendencies. Xander shook his head, he wasn't touching that one, he may like Amy Yip but it wasn't a fetish. He set the slider to Scandinavian, the palest of pale Scandinavian and when it came to the private parts he set the slider at a pale pink. And that was pretty much that.

"Show time." Xander muttered to himself and hit enter. The Master P.C. went to work and when it ended Xander couldn't help but let out a,"Huh"

He'd made a bustier Victoria Silvstedt.

"Well how about that." Xander shook his head in wonderment.

Smiling at a job well done Xander saved Wendy and cleared the screen. He looked up to see exactly how much time it had taken to make Wendy. Xander stared in wonderment. That hadn't taken much time at all. He had this computer class for one hour and of that hour fifteen minutes were gone. For all that agonizing he'd done he thought he'd have wasted more time. Maybe he was making a few snap decisions when it came to altering reality. Maybe he should take a little more time and think through his actions.

But on the other hand how long would he still have the power to alter reality?

Better to make as many changes as he could while he had the power. Worry about the fall out later. He'd lived his life by that motto. And he was still alive.

Alright so that was one change for him now it was time for a change for the world. Xander paused. But was it really? He argued with himself. While changing Welsey to Wendy had been primarily about him hating Wesley, Wesley also bugged the hell out of the rest of the "Scooby Gang". So changing Wesley to Wendy could be argued as a change for everyone not just for him. If everyone benefited more than he did personally it could be argued that the change was actually one for a better world. His new memories showed that Wendy was only a little like Wesley and got along better with everyone in the "Scooby Gang". Buffy, Faith and Willow and Cordy and Ms. Calender all seemed to like Wendy better than they had liked Welsey. Although Wendy did kind of have a little crush on Giles and she was too interested in Xander having super powers thanks to his possessions. Still that fixation and crush were better then Wesley's superiority complex and crush on Cordy. So when all was said and done instead of one for Xander, he'd inadvertently did one for the world.

....Therefore it was still Xander's turn.

So what was he going to change to benefit himself?