Another twofer

Well... maybe he should hedge his karmic bets and try for another twofer, one for him and one for the world. It probably wasn't a good idea to focus only on his own wants and needs. The last thing he needed was for the mystical scales of justice to come back and spank him for one of these changes.

So what was good for his goose and good for their gander?

Changing Wes to Wendy had been a big help so maybe he should try and figure out what else the Watchers did that could use a little improving. Right, so the thing that Watchers should be doing but aren't is... Buffy should get paid. Hell, he should be getting paid, Willow Too. Well, that was a no brainer.

07- The Slayer and those who work with her receive pay (more than minimum wage) from the Watchers.

A-ok. Sorted. He had a paycheck every week. Which was nice. Now what? What else had the Watchers fucked up recently?

Fake Watcher Chick! Gwen Post and her dumb lightning glove. There we go. That was a winner. He could fix that fuck up.

ok. How? What would be good for him and good for the world. Well, depending on how you look at it anything that would be good for him would be good for the world. After all leaving things as they were was just having a bad watcher trying to get a mystical power glove. So what would be good for him? That would need a watcher? What would make him interesting to a Watcher? Right, so Wendy was interested in him having superpowers so... so there was that.

Cocking his head to the side, the more that Xander thought about it the more that the idea appealed to him. He'd have his own Watcher. A sexy older woman Watcher. Not just any Watcher, like Giles or Wendy, but a Watcher that didn't suck. Some kind of super watcher who went above and beyond what a normal Watcher would do. And of course a super Watcher would need supermodel good looks... Okay so maybe he was a little hung up on that stupid George Michael 'Freedom' video. And 'Wicked Games'. And 'November Rain'. There were too damn many sexy supermodels in music videos.

08- Gwendolyn Post appearance is a mixture of herself, Elle Macpherson, Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista and Stephanie Seymour.

That... that was a damn pretty woman.

But he still wanted to tweak a few things. If given a choice he'd prefer something other than brown hair and hazel eyes and thanks to Master P.C. he had the ability to suit reality to his preferences.

Starting with the eyes he went to the drop down menu for color and started messing with the color wheel. Hazel, Olive, Emerald, Chartreuse... Bottle Green? Well, that was certainly vivid. Moving on to hair he again to the drop down menu and looked at the color wheel and a checklist of style options. Black was what he went for right away, he didn't see too many women with jet black hair but damn was it sexy, so if he was going to have a Watcher watching him she would have jet black hair. As for hairstyles the chignon looked to be a sophisticated but sexy option for a classy British lady.

Xander eyed the changes and was mostly pleased. With her amazing amalgam Supermodel face. The body could use a little more tweaking. And not just the boobs and butt. It kind of struck him as funny that for a Supermodel amalgam the new Gwen was so short. Well... not short like normal people short. But for all that people talked about Supermodel's being tall the supermodels really weren't, tall for a Supermodel was average height for a man. Well, that wasn't good enough for him. He wanted a tall ethereally elegant angelic Watcher. Or possibly a Wonder Woman or Xena type warrior woman Watcher.

Xaner shrugged, so he had issues.

He set the height slider for six feet, four inches. Xander smiled and saw how that changed her from full figured to slightly anorexic then sighed as he now had to reset her weight and rebalance all of her proportions. In fact with his warrior woman type in mind he tweaked her muscle to fat ratio to give her a more fit body than a bombshell one. Although... its not that he had a problem with the 36C breasts that her amalgam form came with. Xander loved boobs, every shape and size there was. But if given the ability there was no reason not to go for something more pleasing to his eye. And in this case with ample use of the slider and drop down menu he settled on 36F cups, bell shape with the small nipples set east to west and increased the areola from four centimeters to ten.

Right. That was... good. And if he wanted to change it he could always tweak her settings later. Now onto the other change...

09- Gwendolyn Post has been sent to Sunnydale to study Xander Harris and catalogue his abilities and interactions with the supernatural.

As reality rewrote itself Xander blinked as he suddenly found himself living with Gwendolyn Post.

What the hell?