android1966

Really Really Experienced

android1966 was last seen:: 8 hours ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: October 9, 1966

Location:: United Kingdom

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Wear underpants on my head, stick two pencils up my nose and say wibble

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: sci-fi,fantasy,history

My favorite word for "penis" is: grossen uberherren blutwurst

My favorite word for "vagina" is: quim

I write erotica because: Jesus tells me to and rewards me with pretty lights inside my head.

In conclusion, I am: OH NO I'M NOT