Chapters tagged reality warping

by Beast79

Chapter 12

So what could make things even better than having a porn star hot, half asian Joyce as his live in lover? Who was willing to do a number of completely depraved sexual scenarios with him? Xander scoffed. The answer was stupidly obvious to him. And of course because it was him th...

by Beast79

Chapter 10

"Hi Hi!" A chirpy female voice called. Xander and the class turned to look at the door behind him. Xander was probably experiencing the same thing as the rest of the class when they saw the woman in the door. Hell, he had set these dominoes up but he was surprised to see them fa...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

So his extracurricular activity of cheerleading wasnt exactly what he thought it would be. And Catherine Madison was the biggest stumbling block. But he could fix that. Although.... He could make it better. He had all the ingredients for something great. After all his new and...

by Beast79

Chapter 8

Buffy walked alongside Xander. Both of then were quiet. Buffy because she didnt know what to say, Xander because he was playing around on the small computer he had. Which seemed like a safe topic. "So... where'd you get that?" Buffy motioned to the computer. "Oh. Wills. She's t...

by Beast79

Chapter 11

Buffy tried and failed to calm down. She was going to be making her big move soon and was more than a little nervous about it. When she and Xander had a free period next she was going to finally ask him out. After years of sexual tension. After years of dancing around each othe...

by Beast79

Chapter 12

So he had a problem. And there were two ways to fix it. The sane way. The fun way. The problem was that he had made his dick too big. There was no way he could have the kind of sex he wanted to have when he had a foot of dick to work with. He'd break any woman he stuck it in. N...

by Beast79

Chapter 13

"I neeeed it!" Xander looked up at that yell and was shocked to see a much more voluptuous Harmony Kendal diving at him. A look of desperation on her face as she rushed him. Xander had only enough time to yelp, "Ack!" "Need it, need it, need it, need it-" Harmony chanted as sh...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

23 - _Willow Rosenberg abuses her power as a teacher and has instituted a policy of spanking misbehaving students, usually other women. Sometimes Willow spanks her students and sometimes she designates Xander as her surrogate spanker. The school allows it to happen as no one talk...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

Since Master P.C. worked so well on him Xander cast his eye towards certain females he knew. Beautiful all in their own ways but there was no reason not to enhance them. 03- since puberty began until today Buffy Summers has been growing into a body that looks like a hybrid of Bu...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"What have we got?" Buffy asked as she and her friends took their seats in her living room. "A board game." Xander answered putting the box down on the coffee table. "Seriously?" Willow asked as she looked at the title on the box while taking the couch. She looked to her girlfr...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"And 6, take that Witch!" Buffy wagged a finger at the awitch figurine at the center of the board. Buffy grabbed the D6 back up alongside the D20 and rolled them. She then grabbed a purple curse card and read. "6, the Witch hits back just as hard." Xander looked from the D6 to t...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"Wait. STOP." Willow said. No one listened to Willow as Tara rolled her dice and grabbed a card. "Okay. Small dice says 5, big dice says 7." Buffy anounced. She then looked up at Tara, "What curse did you get?" "Men - Tall: Mama bear." Tara read slowly. She dropped the curse c...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

Being the only one up at this hour was something of a blessing. He had time to himself, no demands on him, just the ability to do whatever he wanted on a lazy Saturday morning the day after his best birthday ever. Anya snoozing in the bedroom having earned the right to sleep in h...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Cordy... normally not one to complain, but... your killing me here." Xander gave her a pointed look. "What?" Cordelia stopped and looked down at herself, at her tight little mini body con dress. It was somehow clean despite her being thrown around while slaying tonight. A perfe...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"I wish my parents were better, happier, healthier people." He pushed the button. "Here's hoping this works." He waited a minute and then he walked out of his room and downstairs to the living room of his house. Things were changed. His father and mother werent drunk by six p.m...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Oh god damn it all to hell and back." Xander groaned. He pulled his palm off of where he had slammed it down atop the Button. Three tries and so far things were... better or worse? better and worse? Things had changed, he could say that with certainty at least. Whether it was a...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"Check it out." Xander called to his friends. Willow, Buffy and even Giles stopped what they were doing and turned to look at him. Holding up a D20 Xander grinned, "Is this awesome or what?" The group as a whole groaned and looked away from him. "Oh come on people. This is ob...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Bad idea. This is a bad idea. A very very bad idea." Xander reread the recipe. Catherine Madison's aphrodisiac recipe. He didnt need this. Probably. Maybe. Kinda sorta. It couldnt hurt right? Ms. French was into him. She was. She liked the X man. She dug him. She all but hit...