3rd times the charm?

"Oh god damn it all to hell and back." Xander groaned. He pulled his palm off of where he had slammed it down atop the Button.

Three tries and so far things were... better or worse? better and worse? Things had changed, he could say that with certainty at least. Whether it was a good change or a bad change? Well, that depended on your point of view.

His house was much nicer now. It was actually the old abandoned mansion on Crawford St. A far cry from their old house with the leaky roof and the basement that was settling in such a way that the foundations were about to crack. Talk about an upgrade. All due to the fact that they had money now.

Which was good.

The way that they had gained that money was the bad. The new home and money had been due to the fact that his mother had suddenly become the number one porn star in the world and made a shit ton of money with her own company making videos, magazines, calendars, books, sex toy endorsements, her own replica pussy being a best seller. She was so famous she had been on Howard Stern a few times.

This was something Xander was reasonably sure he was better off not knowing. Most of it was about his mom.

Off course the changes were not confined to just his mom. His Dad also got to make more money and be successful. He just did it now by being the male porn star with the worlds largest dick. With actual world record, recognized by officals and everything. 15.2 inches of instant fame and fortune. Star of too many porn films to count, calendars, magazines and endorsement deals as well. The biggest seller was the life like replica dildo. Of course a replica of his flacid state was also a seller, as even when flacid Tony Harris was bigger then most other men. Buy seperately or as a two pack, Xander's Dad was a little too proud of the ways he found to merchandise his endowment.

Xander was kind of envious and also glad. He didnt want what his father had. He'd heard way to much griping from his father to want that much dick. It was impressive but impractical.

Although he was reasonable sure that he had gotten a little something out of it in the end as he was bigger then he had been before. Not anything like his father but... bigger. Big enough to be impressive to regular people who werent involved with porn.

Then there was the slight upgrade in looks that the whole family got. His Mom got a full porn make over with big tits and ass alongside a prettier face. His Dad got super jacked and ruggedly handsome to go with the record breaking dick. And Xander was suddenly leanly muscled and pretty boy handsome.

None of that was bad per se. It was just the fact that everything was revolving around porn. And the fact that everyone knew it. He could feel the judgemental stares of people when he was out with his parents.

Part of the reason why Xander had been happy to meet Buffy, in this new reality, was that she was new to the area and would not know about his parents and what they did. Would not be freaked out or judgemental about Xander and his family. The ignorance hadnt lasted long as Cordelia took great joy in pointing it out to Buffy when they met.

Xander stared at the button and wondered just what in the hell would happen next if he pushed the button. He had happy, healty, rich and famous parents. Which, technically, he had asked for. If he asked for something else would the button do something else?

Did asking even do anything?

"The only way to know for sure is to try." Xander