The fun way

So he had a problem. And there were two ways to fix it. The sane way. The fun way.

The problem was that he had made his dick too big. There was no way he could have the kind of sex he wanted to have when he had a foot of dick to work with. He'd break any woman he stuck it in.

Now the sane way to fix it was to esit down his size to something more manageable.

But where was the fun in that?

The fun way was to use Master P.C. to make it not a problem to begin with.

Now how to write that, Xander wondered.

11- women when exposed to a penis that is more than a foot in length, women secrete hormones and chemicals which not only render their vagina, cervix and uterus stretchy and flexible enough to accept monstrous cocks but also over sensitizes everything to make accepting monstrous cocks more pleasurable than regular dicks.

That oughta do it, Xander reckoned.

But... Xander grinned as he decided to gild the lily as it were.

12- when they are exposed to a naked cock of such **** size most women are overwhelmed by their hormones and becomes almost nymphomaniacs in need of a good huge dicking. Some can withstand the need for huge cock but most will loose their minds and become nymphomaniacs in need of huge dick.

Looking down at the footlong bulge in his jeans Xander smiled. There had been plenty of whispering and pointing... and not just a little panting and moaning, as the ladies of Sunnydale caught sight of that bulge. But so far the only two got to see him in all his naked glory. And they were Buffy and Joyce Summers. And both of them had gone to their rooms and, from the sound of it, masturbated as fast as they could after seeing him.

Xander hmmed as a very bad idea occurred to him.

For all his new size brought him it robbed him of one thing. He didnt really get erect anymore. Not in the traditional way. He was as big as he was all the time. He just got hard when he had an erection. No more growing bigger as he got erect.

Did he need that? No. Did he want that? Kinda.

Partly for practicality. Having a foot long dick flopping around in his pants was a little annoying from time to time. Using the john and having to sit down was aggravation incarnate. Keeping his dick from dipping down into toilet water was a pain. What he could wear also had to be considered if it would bind or pinch.

And on the sexy side he'd never really get to see a woman's eyes widen as he grew fully erect before her. There really wasnt any surprise to what he was packing. Disbelief that it was real? Sure. But surprise? No.

But he could change that.

He could make himself deflate when not aroused.

Or....

He could reallllly gild the lily.

Xander chortled. When had he ever been subtle?

13- when he becomes aroused Xander's cock will grow from 12 inches to 16 inches long.

There. He'd even shown some restraint. He hadnt made his dick girthier.

Stilling his hands over the keyboard Xander asked himself, 'what now?'