Xander Harris

"Check it out." Xander called to his friends.

Willow, Buffy and even Giles stopped what they were doing and turned to look at him.

Holding up a D20 Xander grinned, "Is this awesome or what?"

The group as a whole groaned and looked away from him.

"Oh come on people. This is objectively a bad ass D20. It might just be The Bad Ass D20." He waved it at them. "Who knew witches had good taste in gaming gear. Wheres the rest if this bad ass dice set? You guys got any bad ass marbled dice over by you?"

"Xander." Giles sounded so tired as he looked at Xander, "Just help us catalog Mrs. Madisons effects. Quietly. We do not need an update when you come across every little piece of bric- a - brac."

"Yeah, yeah." Xander bemoaned. "Its all just jars of eye of newt, wing of bat, witchy stuff... blah blah blah."

"Never the less." Giles pointed to the area of the attic Xander had been assigned to search. "We still have not found Catherine Madison's grimoire so please keep searching."

"Again. All I got over here are jars of stuff. Witchy stuff. I wish there was something 'sexy' or exciting spells or totems or whatever over here to show you but all I got are spell components. " Xander waved a hand at the shelves behind him only for the D20 to leave his grip and hit the floor, rolling til it stopped against the shelves he was looking at. "Oop... shit."

Scrambling Xander plucked the D20 up off the ground. Xander gave the D20 a look and barely registered the fact that it came up a 3. He just grabbed it and stuffed it in his jeans hip pocket.

"What have we here." Instead of paying attention to the D20, Xander found his eyes falling on a slim file that was partially hidden behind the shelves he was investigating. Like the file had fallen behind the shelves and been forgotten. Tugging it free from behind the shelves Xander found some interesting reading inside the file folder. With a grin he flipped thru the pages.

"Xander? Have you found something worthwhile?" Giles asked.

Xander shook his head jerkily. It was probably a bad idea but he wasnt going to give up what he just found to the fun police.

"I know that smile." Willow chimed in. "Thats his stupid boy smile. It means he saw a 'hot girl'. I dont wanna know what he just found."

"Eew." Buffy wrinkled her nose.

Xander shrugged. "Yup. You got me. Just...uh... just old picutred of Amy's mom in her cheerleader days."

The three others in the room looked away. Giles shook his head, "Put that down, Xander."

Xander turner his attention back to the file in his hands. He wasnt going to tell them that he had stumbled upon Catherine Madison's secret sex magic file. There were recipes for aphrodisiacs and spells for all kinda kinky shit in this file. If he told them that they would take it away from him.

He had to at least try a few of these first. If he couldn't handle it or couldn't make any of it work. Then... then he'd give it up.