Porn logic

So what could make things even better than having a porn star hot, half asian Joyce as his live in lover? Who was willing to do a number of completely depraved sexual scenarios with him?

Xander scoffed.

The answer was stupidly obvious to him. And of course because it was him the answer was Buffy. Newly changed more curvy Master P.C. enhanced Buffy... just wow. His previous appreciation paled in comparison to how he felt about this new sexier Buffy.

The perfect version of Buffy would be the old Buffy, the new Master P.C. enhanced Buffy and a Buffy who- without being mind controlled- wanted to fuck him.

Which was the problem as Buffy didnt want to fuck him.

And he didnt want a mind controlled puppet as a consolation prize.

So how to make Buffy want to fuck him? Preferably with the same frequent enthusiasm as Joyce did.

Hmmm... well, Buffy did see everything that Xander and Joyce did when it came to sex. She just didnt process it. The Master P.C. effect kept it from being shocking. Buffy could see him railing Joyce's ass over the arm of the couch and she wouldn't recognize it as sex.

She still did see it, tho. On some level Buffy was aware of the fact that Xander regularly fucked her mother until she was drunk on orgasms, with her eyes rolling back in her head. So how to use that...

14- Buffy sees all the sex that happens between her mother and Xander. While she might not react at the time she will later dream of the sex she sees Xander and Joyce Summers have. Every night Buffy relives the sexual bliss her mother receives from Xander Harris. Sometimes Buffy even dreams of being part of the sex, replacing her mother as the object of Xander's lust. Other times Buffy dreams of being part of a threesome with her mother and Xander. These dreams are intense and often end with Buffy waking up to powerful squirting orgasms.

When it came to his relationship with Joyce anything and everything was a prelude to having sex. Some vague double entendres had led to Joyce and Xander fucking on the stairs last week. It was porn logic almost, the barest hint of a reason was enough to justify some type of sexual exchange. Joyce brought home pizza and demanded Xander tip her for the delivery. Only now instead of being completely oblivious to all their fucking, Buffy percieved it on some level.

She would still remain unphased on a conscious level while at the **** level she would often start blushing, breathing hard, have her nipples harden as she was exposed to Joyce and Xander fucking. The real actual sex between Joyce and Xander was enough sense memory to make Buffy think of her 'erotic dreams'. And given the way Buffy often disappeared at times while Xander and Joyce were fucking only to reappear ten or fifteen minute later seemingly much more relaxed and a little rumpled.... Xander was willing to bet Buffy was rushing off to masturbate. Probably because she was thinking about her 'erotic dreams'.

Xander almost laughed at the way his life now mirrored porn. He and Joyce had sex at least three times a day. At least, usually more, definitely more on the weekends. Usually there were minor sexual playing scattered throughout the day with some kissing, groping, spanking and fingering along with other light play happening. And while he and Joyce fucked around at least twice a day Buffy would disappear to play with herself, or every other morning she would be changing her sheets as she had dreams so intense she ended up squirting herself awake.

Xander wondered how long it would take Buffy to crack and ask him to fuck her.