Melody

"Hi Hi!" A chirpy female voice called.

Xander and the class turned to look at the door behind him. Xander was probably experiencing the same thing as the rest of the class when they saw the woman in the door. Hell, he had set these dominoes up but he was surprised to see them fall so quickly.

Melody Kendall, mother to Harmony, was standing in the doorway in all her milfy bikini body glory. Actually wearing a bikini or at least a bronze bikini top was all she wore up top barely covering her massive mammaries. She wore what was probably some type of bikini bottom or G- String, he couldnt tell which, as all he could see were the straps high on her hips not covered by a pair of maroon Sunnydale Razorback gym shorts that were so small that they look painted on and too small as Xander was pretty sure her ass was hanging out of them. Her light blonde hair was up in ponytails and her crystal clear blue eyes peeked out over mirrored aviator shades, her lipstick was bubblegum pink.

"Mother!" Harmony whined.

"GOD... DAMN!" Some guy shouted.

Xander wasnt the one to say it but he agreed with the guy who did.

"Hi everyone." Melody sing songed.

"Uuuuuh, can I help you?" Ms. Calendar asked. Even she seemed thrown.

"I just want to check in on my little Harmony, see if she was listening to her father last night and trying to do good at computers." Melody tittered.

Harmony groaned and shrank down in her chair.

"Right. Ok." Ms. Calendar blinked as she processed that. "But this isnt really the way to do-"

"OH MY GAWD! Little Alex Harris! Look at you! All grown up!" Melody squealed and flounced her way to Xander, her big bossom bouncing up and down as she made her way to him.

"Ma'am." Ms. Calendar said sternly, "This is not the time nor the place."

Xander boggled at the babelicious sight coming his way, even having Master P.C. commanded this it sure was something to see it happen in real life. There was a whole lot of curvy blonde heading his way. And he secretly knew why.

Harmony cried out in agonizing embarrassment, "Mother!"

Melody stopped in front of him and reaching out she took his chin in her hands and traced her fingertips over his jawline. She applied slight pressure and Xander raised his chin as much as she wanted. He ended up with him being eye to nipple with her huge bikini clad boobs. He stared for a second before he flicked his eyes up and found Melody looking down at him. She smiled at him as she ran her hands up into his hair, letting her nails drag pleasantly on his scalp. "Don't you look sexy."

Xander couldnt do anything other than grin. He couldn't stop the words that slipped out, "Not a patch on you ma'am."

Melody giggled, making her big chest bounce in Xander's face. "Oh you!" She played with his hair, "Such a good boy. And so sexy too... its just not fair. You call me Mel or Melody, okay? Not ma'am. Ugh, soooo old. I'm not that old, am I Alex?"

"Not a day over twenty five, Mel." Xander wiggled his eyebrows. "And my friends call me Xander."

Melody leaned in, "Then I'll call you Xander and you call me Mel."

"Mrs. Kendal!" Ms. Calendar shouted from behind them to get their attention.

Melody jumped and whirled to face the teacher. Apparently forgetting the spacial awareness of who was where and how close. With her sudden whirl her large breasts went with her and smacked right into Xander's face that were barely three inches apart at the start. With a shout of alarm from Xander and a comical whoop from Melody accompanied by wild arm flailing the two over corrected for the collision and the two toppled to the ground.

With a variety of grunts and groans they finally came to a stop with Xander on the bottom of the pile up, Melody ontop of him, the duo still being eye to boob height wise. Somehow in the wild arm flailing Melody had managed to catch her bikini top in her fingers and had pulled the knot on her bikini top undone. Meaning that due to the way they had fallen Xander currently had pressed against his mouth one of the nicest boobs he had ever seen, the other boob was resting against his cheek. He idly noted the hard nipples that were poking him. He couldnt help but swallow hard and when he went to wet his lips he accidently managed to lick Melody's excited nipple in the process, making the milf shudder atop him.

Whatever moment was going on was broken by reality making an uproar.

"MOM!" Harmony shouted.

"MRS. KENDAL!" Yelled Ms. Calendar.

The rest of the class just made a huge noise of shock.

"Oh boy." Xander mumbled. It had been great in theory, but now that he was going to have to live thru the fallout for this he was a little less excited about his master plan.

Then again there were upsides. When he had opened his lips to complain just now an excited nipple had been thrust between his lips. He couldnt help but clamp his lips upon that nipple and suck. The babe atop him moaned at his actions and ground her crotch against him. Not a bad thing, really.