You take Taylor Jr. to a cornmaze

Of all of your daughters, Taylor Jr. had the least normal life - and not just because she was raised in a household where her mom Taylor Swift, super model Candice Swanepoel, and Emma were all regularly engaging in sexual activities with you and each other, but also just because her mom is super famous.

When you first impregnated Taylor Swift there was some media attention around her pregnancy and speculation about who the daddy was. Photos of you and Taylor Swift sporting a baby bump appeared in more than one tabloid.

Taylor Jr. for the most part, despite her mother's fame, stayed out of the gossip mags, but partially she was able to do this by staying quiet and staying out of trouble.

All this matters, because if you were walking down the street hand and hand with Taylor Jr. and if you happened to kiss her in a sexual way and that was caught on camera, well it could set off a tizzy of media. Undoubtedly someone would put together that you're the same man who impregnated Taylor Swift and that you are now seeming to do naughty things with your own daughter.

Still, your daughter longs for some normal teenage experiences and you have the idea to take her to a nighttime corn maze. You figure it'll be dark, so you'll be safe to walk hand and hand as you march through the maze.

Taylor Jr. is very excited about the idea. She's been hungry for some alone time with her father - the house can get very busy with many woman and girls fighting or your attention.

On the night of your date Taylor Jr., who may even be cuter than her mom was at age 18, dresses up like a sexy farmer girl, with her hair in pigtails, a plaid shirt tied around her waist and short jean shorts. Your cock twitches just at the sight of your adorable teenage daughter.

The two of you - father and daughter - then head off on your date.