Taylor Swift tells you that she's been really slutting it up

"Honestly Dr. John - it's not that there's no suitable candidates, it's that there are... well there are too many."

You ask Taylor about her sexual history and you keep asking probing questions to dig deeper. She tells you about the very long list of men she's slept with, about how young she was when she had her first sexual experience - with a cousin, she reluctantly admitted as you pried deeper, and how since she really became famous she's been going through men and boys like it's her job.

You feign that you're asking because you care about her sexual health, but really hearing Taylor Swift detail her slutty adventures has you horny as hell. Your cock is rock hard, which Taylor has taken note of, but she doesn't blame you.

Taylor Swift tells you that she got off the pill so she could move forward with the sperm donor thing, but she's been extra careful recently to make sure no guy has "uhm... cum inside me," she says.