Master PC- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Xander Harris looked down at his computer in disbelief. He reread the screen just to make sure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him. Nope. The screen still read what it read. He cast furtive glances out of the corners of his eyes at the rest of his computer class. No one seemed to be looking his way, as if checking to see if their practical joke was working. He chanced a look up at Willow who was their "substititue" teacher, a full year after the **** of Ms. Calender the original computer teacher it was pretty clear Willow wasn't substituting anymore, she was the new computer teacher. It didn't look like his oldest friend was playing a joke on him either. But it was weird how this email just popped up on his computer.

With a shrug Xander opened the Master PC program.

Five minutes bumbling around in the various menus and he thought he had a good idea of what exactly was the point of the game. It was like the Sims but with better personalization. If he wanted to play as himself he could play as himself with a character that looked like himself. If he wanted to play as Buffy he could play as Buffy. Speaking of Buffy... Xander typed in her name and hit enter.

He was a little surprised when a picture perfect Buffy showed up on his screen. Slightly shocked he sat back from his computer and looked around the room. That was freaky. The screen was set up like a D&D character sheet and in the top left corner of the screen was Buffy, wearing the very same outfit he had seen her in earlier today. Again, freaky. So whoever made this game had cameras in the school? OR... what? How the hell was this possible, Xander grimaced as he mulled over the conundrum.

Xander quickly deleted Buffy from the screen and instead wrote his own name in. And once again he was staring at a one to one recreation of a real live person on his screen. There his image was rotating slowly in the upper left corner of the screen.

"HUH." Xander chuffed out. "No, that's not freaky at all."

He eyed the various sliders for height and weight and body type. Xander instead zeroed in on the write in section. He could specify something instead of just winging it with the sliders. According to the various rules he could even effect a persons mind or the world around them. Hell, he could even chose where and when things happened and whether or not anyone notice the changes happening.

Soooo, since it was pretty obvious someone was fucking with him Xander decided to fuck with whoever had sent him this joke game.

01- only Xander Harris will be aware of the fact that over the next two minutes his penis will grow to twelve inches in length and seven inches in girth.

Hitting enter Xander snorted and shook his head. His next chuckle cut off halfway thru as his groin was suddenly suffused with an all encompassing heat. Letting out a little whine Xander found himself looking down at his groin. Suddenly more thankful than ever that he was seated at the back of the room and no one was paying any attention to him. Over the next two minutes Xander spent his time vacilating between looking at the growing bulge down the side of his right pant leg and the the rest of the students in class to see if anyone had caught onto what was happening.

Two minutes and once second later the heat in his crotch faded away and Xander was left looking at the prominent bulge that reached his right knee. Xander looked down at this groin and then back up at the screen where his picture also had an accompanying bulge. With a goofy grin on his face Xander couldn't help but snigger, this was going to be fun.