Don't get mad, get even

So he had a magic computer. That could change people. And maybe more. And apparently no limits... he'd spent a few minutes looking around on Master P.C. and there didn't seem to be many; the usual making a rock big enough that someone all powerful couldn't lift it conundrum.

He gets his hands on unlimited power just when he was on the outs with everyone in the group for shit that wasn't- mostly- his fault.

He resisted the urge to go 'mwa-ha-ha-ha!' and rub his hands together evilly.

02- Xander Harris is the most handsome man in Sunnydale and most of the women in Sunnydale have fantasies both chaste and deeply sexual about being with Xander Harris.

That should be kind of like the love spell without being the love spell. He didn't want mobs of love struck women going fatal attraction on him again. But he did want to be lusted after. He did want the ladies of the Dale to want him. Partly becuase it was an ego boost and partly because it would eat at Cordelia that she had once had the hottest guy in town but lost him. Xander looked around and spotted a few glances from the women in the class that quickly blushed and looked away. Oddly he found Larry looking at him longingly before he caught Larry's eye and Larry quickly looked down at his computer. Larry... who was gay... who was in the closet... was staring at him just like a couple of the girls in class. Well... it was nice to knw he had some gay fans.

So far he had proved that Master P.C. could change a person's body and that they could change a person's mind. So next on the list for change would be? Well, he needed to change his first order as twelves inches long and seven inches in girth was just too much penis. Impressive to look at but there was no way he was going to that into a woman. Considering how much he liked sex, last night with Faith had been quick but excellent, he wanted to have more and not have a woman deny him or run away from him not wanting to be split open by a too huge cock. He hadn't had even had a chance for a blow job yet and his dick wasn't going to fit anyone's mouth as it was now.

But on the other hand he didn't want to have an unimpressive penis.

If only there was a way that he could have the best of both worlds.

Xander resisted the urge to slap himself in the face. A magical computer was staring him in the face and he was worried about things being possible? He just had to word it right and he could have a massively sized super impractical cock and still have the ability to enter any orifice, no matter how tiny or tight, offered to him by a willing woman be it oral sex, regular sex or even anal sex. So how did he go about writing that one?

03- Xander's cock will- despite it's monstrous size- enter into any woman and because of it's massive size the knowledge that they could handle a cock as large as Xander's will cause any woman untold joy as soon as it penetrates their orifice. Any woman who has slept with Xander Harris will consider it a badge of honor that they could take his cock into their body and think of their time with him as the greatest sexual experience of their lives.

Xander sat back and tried to think of what should be next. What would be a good thing.... figuratively speaking. What would be good for him. What would be good for him but rub the Scooby Gang's nose in it? Hell, the only one who wasn't giving him any kind of grief right now was Faith. After last night with the Sisterhood of the Jhe and his last minute saving her ass, alongside them banging in the aftermath...

He'd sept with Faith last night. He'd lost his virginity last night. He had sex. With Faith. And... and it would really get Cordelia and Willow's craw if he both moved on from them and moved on with Faith, whom neither really liked. Also Buffy would just hate it if Faith decided hanging out with him was just more important than keeping him 'fray adjacent' or whatever twaddle she was talking about yesterday while trying to sideline him 'for his own safety'. So if Faith turned up today bragging about being able to handle all his man meat and wanted a little more lovin' from the X-Man? Well that would just be too bad for Cordelia, Willow and Buffy.

So how to go about this? Make everything retroactive so that Faith was affected by everything already written or write a specific thing just for Faith?