Elsewheres

Buffy had to take a second and make sure that what she was seeing was what she was seeing. And it did indeed seem to be the case that she was seeing Faith- badass tough chick Faith- skipping through the doors of the Sunnydale library with a wide smile on her face. Buffy didn't immediately call out to Giles for help but she thought about it. She looked around at the ten or so other kids who were currently in the library and hoped that if weird crap was going to happen that it would wait for this free period to end and for the innocents bystander's to leave the room.

"Faith." She nodded her head in greeting as the brunette Slayer skipped up to her and planted her butt on the table top in front of Buffy. "Umm, you okay?"

"I am fan-fucking-tastic!" Faith crowed and let out a deeply contented sigh. "Never been better, B."

"Welllll... that's good." Buffy inclined her head. Taking in the mile wide smile still on Faith's lips and the sparkle in her eye Buffy found herself asking, despite dreading the answer, "Good nights sleep?"

"Mmmm, kinda." Faith chuckled and shook her head. "First it was a good hard fuck, then a good fight, and then a good nights sleep."

Buffy tried to keep her face from showing shock at those words, or wincing as she could tell that Faith was going to start boasting about exactly what happened last night.

Faith snorted as she took in Buffy's frozen face, "And I got a bone to pick with you B." Buffy made a curious noise as she pointed to her chest. Faith nodded her head at Buffy, "Yeah, B, you. How could you leave a sister in the dark about that monster between Xander's-"

"Xander?" Buffy squeaked and looked at Faith in alarm.

"- legs? He drops trou last night and -BOOM!- you coulda knocked me over with a feather when I finally got to see that pussy pleaser. Hadda be a foot long and thicker than a grown man's forearm. Goddamn!" Faith bit her lower lip and shuddered.

Buffy groaned and put her hands over her face as she could see several of the other school kids suddenly looked their way, included in the group was Harmony.

"Goddamn, B, that thing is the stuff of legends and you didn't tell me about it? Shame, shame, shame.... leavin' me high an' dry all this time when there was a cock big enough to make me cum my brains out within' reach all this time?"

"Oh god." Buffy sank down in her chair.

"I coulda had months of feeling this fucking good if I knew Xand was packing that monster earlier." Faith smirked, "Hell, I'd probably feel even better. Took his cherry and punched his V card last night. An' lemme tell you X has got raw fucking talent when it comes to fucking. I damn near saw stars last night. But with a few weeks training I bet..." Faith closed her eyes and moaned, "I bet with with a few weeks training Xand could make me a one man woman. So long as I get them brain breaking orgasms. Fuck, boy's got the juice that if I wasn't me I'd need a tag team partner, if you get me?"

"Faith." Buffy whimpered and nodded her head at the other kids in the library who were now looking at them. Including a now very interested Harmony.

Ignoring Buffy's discomfort, or rather enjoying it, Faith continued on. "And how come you didn't tell me he knew how to eat Pussy proper. I swear that X dropped to his knees with out so much as me sayin' please and didn't come up for air for a full five minutes. Bastard damn near made me go cross eyed." Faith snickered, "An' a little secret between me an' you..."

Buffy looked around and saw not just Harmony but the other kids in the library now actively looking and listening to them. She pointed to them and muttered, "And all of them."

Faith looked around and seeing that eight of the ten of the other teens in the library were women she cackled, "Fuck, I ain't ashamed. And I don't hide a good thing from others. This is me doin' a good deed for my fellow women. When you find a fella who knows how to eat pussy right and what to do with his cock you share the goodness if you aren't going to lock him down." She let out a sharp whistle and waved her hands, "C'mon if your comin'. I got a story to tell, bitches."

Buffy wasn't surprised when the first voice she heard was Harmony Kendall, Cordelia's back stabbing second in command; like Star Scream from the Transformers but less competent, and all around one of the most sexually active girls in school with a new boyfriend almost every other week. "So you are telling me that Xander Harris is the whole package? Good looks, good body, great dick, can fuck, knows how to eat pussy and good with his hands? And with all that he was still a virgin as of last night?"

Faith had been nodding along as Harmony asked questions, "Yeah. I mean, I thought he and Queen C woulda boned by now but when he unveiled that monster I suddenly got why she wouldn't put out. Kinda intimidating when you see it in the flesh. I been around and done a few guys who had a big dick but Xand... fuck, pornstars would weep with envy." Faith laughed and tried to show his size with her hands measuring distances in front of herself, she cackled at the wide eyes the eight other girls had after her demonstration. "I got the head of his dick in me and felt like I did a new personal best, when he went balls deep I thought I set a world record, when he started pounding- fuck- I saw fucking stars an' the next thing I know it's five minutes later and I can't stop trembling."

Harmony bit her lower lip and nodded her head, "And he really knows what to do with his tongue? He didn't do a minute of half hearted licking and then say his jaw hurt?"

"Nooope," Faith popped the P, "Xand dropped without being asked and fuck if that boy ain't also got the world's longest tongue. Like, Gene Simmons would be jealous long. And he went at it so long I popped off twice. Kinda like the lead up to the main event, ya dig? Like, X knew he couldn't just slam that huge fuckin' cock into me without first getting my juices flowing. Huh, that might be Queen C's doin' So, no... he didn't say shit about his jaw hurtin'. Fuck, when I was with it enough to ask him how the hell he was still down there workin' on my second big O of the night he mumbled something about the Swim Team?"

Buffy along with Harmony and the other girls couldn't help but flash back to the mental image of Xander in his bulging swim team speedo. As a group they all let out a long wistful sigh.

"Goddamn, that good huh?" Faith asked and looked around with raised eyebrows.

Buffy couldn't help but nod along with the group of other girls.

Faith hunched over a little and looked from Buffy to Harmony to some of the other girls. "Yeah, well, it's better when he's nekkid and the big beautiful prick is standing at attention all because he wants to fuck you. Makes a girl feel... wanted, y'know?"

Faith grinned as the others let out a slight whine of disappointment. Including Buffy.

Faith snapped her fingers, "Right, remind me to get Queen C something nice. X probably had some good skills out the gate but Queen C really refined his talented tongue and taught him how to use his hands with it." Faith waited and watched as Buffy and Harmony processed that then went in for the knock out finisher to her one two punch, "I'm normally not one for putting things up my ass but Queen Cordelia learned me something last night when X needed to go over the top that second time working his right thumb up my butt while his his other hands fingers worked my G spot while his tongue polished the ol' pearl really blew the top off that second time."

"Guh." Harmony's jaw dropped and she closed her eyes.

Buffy couldn't help but squirm as imagining such things led to uncomfortable feelings and regretting past decisions.

"Soooo, B, know where could I find the X-man?" Faith asked and waggled her eyebrows at Buffy.