Mason says he needs a drink

"John?!?!" Mason says turning to Sarah. "You didn't tell me it was John!"

"I didn't think you'd care," Sarah says calmly.

"How could I not care!" Mason says exasperated.

"Listen we're all friends. I thought that would be good. And, if you really must know, John has the biggest cock of any guy I know. And well, I thought that would be fun. I thought maybe you'd like to watch that. That's what you want when you watch porn, right? Big cocks this, big cocks that. I've seen what you watch - little girls getting stretched by big cocks. Well that's what John is in a unique position to share with us!" Sarah explains.

You just smile as you watch your friends talk this through.

"I don't know how you know any of this," Mason says knowing he lost the battle. He does not want to debate his porn viewing habits to his wife. If she knows this much, she might know about all the **** porn and the weird Japanese stuff he's got a library of on his hard drive. "But I think I need another drink. Or two."

"Of course, honey. I'll go get you a drink," Sarah says, leaving you and Mason at the door.

"So, can I come in?" you ask.

"Yes," Mason says begrudgingly and not making eye contact. "To think I was concerned about John seeing Sarah in her lingerie," he thinks to himself.

You and Mason make some awkward small talk where he tries to talk about TV and movies you've both recently watched. But it's hard for him to focus when he notices your erection through your pants. It does indeed look to be porn star sized, Mason is horrified to realize.

Finally Sarah comes back with a strong drink which Mason downs quickly.

"I have an idea!" Sarah says perkily - trying to help reduce the tension in the room.